A couple of days ago, I posted an entry entitled “Sex and the Single Blogger”. When you’ve got SEX in the title, and SEX in the tags, you don’t need any other PR. It was my highest traffic day EVER for overseas visitors. Especially Middle Eastern states, like UAE and Saudi Arabia. Go figure... Smart Filter is keeping them from sites with any nudity, so they should know when they get in here they won’t see anything. And thanks to the usual suspects for throwing a love fest in the comments. I did NOT expect that, but it certainly made me feel good!
Biscuit the kitten is still settling in. He provides constant entertainment by falling off the furniture, falling into the bathtub, and stalking every toy and moving foot in the house. He walked across my keyboard one day and enabled a widget that talks. It announced the title of every page I visited, and every button I pushed. Not only is that a total pain when you’re trying to listen to a video, but there are quite a few page titles I really don’t want announced to the children. I ended up calling one of the Geek Squad heroes to get that taken care of. I am such a bum. Biscuit still tries to catch the cursor.
Its been over a month since I've had a smoke. I still want one, but I don't think about actually going out to buy a pack. My brain is about to catch up with the idea that I'm not going back this time. Hey, if you are new here, you're invited to visit the Frappr map in the sidebar, and plant your face (or just name) on the appropriate spot. If you are old, you can come, too!
If you’re going to be in New Mexico on April Fool’s Day, check out the Trinity site at the White Sands Missile Range. (Thanks, Amy!)
American Port Security.
Clever video rendition of the Ogden Nash poem Frog Round.
Page Cannot Be Displayed page with a way to vent your frustrations.
Caligynephobia, Venustraphobia, and the Fear of Beautiful Women.
Synchronized goldfish. Something tells me somebody’s into realistic animation here.
16 baby pandas. Warning: adorable!
Spiders on drugs. Better watch that caffeine!
IS YOUR MOUSE CALIBRATED?
To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the S. Then drag the S toward the e. If it doesn't work, you might want to clean your mouse.
Stop farting around and
go do something constructive.
Find the cheapest gas prices in your town. (Thanks, Wendy!)
A reporter is caught up in the War on Drugs. You may get a contact high just from watching. (Thanks, Linda!)
When personals go wrong.
If you don’t look good, you may find your photo on Innapropriately Dressed.
The folks at Neatorama are mourning the passing of Petunia. They have posted a nice little tribute.
Telecommuters working in the nude! (no pictures)
Bad menu translation.
Why do some people think my opinion means anything? Ben asked me to tell him what I thought about his site, Simian Exist. I told him I thought it was a blogspot site, which will not load for me. Maybe YOU can give him some feedback!
Here are FOUR political spectrum quizzes in one place! Plot yourself, and be ready to defend your beliefs. (Thanks, Ed!)
My wife left me...
I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute, I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.
Frisk ad. If you’re into nipples. (lifted from Plumbutt)
I love this! Fourth Amendment luggage tape.
Cheney’s Got a Gun.
Presidential Sex Tape.
Wackiest Street Names (via Arbroath)
Top 10 ...
10. Tater Peeler Road in Lebanon, Texas
9. The intersection of Count and Basie in Richmond, Va.
8. Shades of Death Road in Warren County, N.J.
7. Unexpected Road in Buena, N.J.
6. Bucket of Blood Street in Holbrook, Ariz.
5. The intersection of Clinton and Fidelity in Houston
4. The intersection of Lonesome and Hardup in Albany, Ga.
3. Farfrompoopen Road in Tennessee (the only road up to Constipation Ridge)
2. Divorce Court in Heather Highlands, Pa.
1. Psycho Path in Traverse City, Mich.
Thought for today: Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -Terry Pratchett
Photos of Biscuit added by request.
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