Tesler Siber Truck

Ginger Billy has thrown himself headlong into the future. If you can't afford a Tesla Cybertruck at $75,000, just make one yourself!  (via Fark)

Homemade Riding Mower

An innovative fellow in Brazil cuts a large lawn with his cow-powered riding mower. And if it gets fertilized along the way, his blade is set low enough that it works as a fertilizer spreader as well. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near when that happens! (via Daily Picks and Flicks)

Bubba and Johnny Ray

Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from Kentucky, were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.

"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.

"Do whut?" asked Johnny Ray.

"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.

(Thanks, Duke!)

Jake’s Dad Knows How to Have Fun

You look at this and think, “Genius! Why didn’t I think of that?” because he’s got a swing he doesn’t have to push. Then you think “I hope he doesn’t kill himself.” Watch a little more and you’ll wonder how sturdy that rope really is. He does look like he’s having the time of his life, though. (via Digg)

Tweet of the Day

Normal day in Florida pic.twitter.com/aYzVP5MpE7

— How to protect Yourself (@selfpr0tect) July 16, 2021

(via Fark)

Combine Demolition Derby

The ultimate redneck sport, running machines costing hundreds of thousands of dollars into each other for the joy of spectators. (via Happy Place)

Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind

Take a 1977 movie and put music from a 1972 movie behind it, and you have a joke that the kids will never understand. But y'all do.

Permits

(via reddit)

Yard Sales

I already knew mine was going to be canceled this year, after I've put it off two years already, and need the cash. Oh well, at least I have boxes of stuff sorted and priced for whenever. (via andy beshear memes for social distancing teens)

Eastern Kentucky Echo

This Eastern Kentucky version of a personal household assistant is spot-on. This video was produced by The Creek church, which is just up the road a ways from where I live. (via Digg)

Aussie Ingenuity

 

The Australians share a neat way to celebrate the summer solstice. It's sort of a handing-off of redneck technology, since today is their winter solsrice. (Thanks, WTM!)

An Attempt Was Made

(Thanks, WTM!)

Fish Finder

(via Bits and Pieces)

Discount Curtains

(via Pleated-Jeans)

Possum Recipe

(Thanks, Peggy!)

Your Drunk Neighbor: Donald Trump

This scenario, your drunk neighbor saying these things, is more believable than what we’ve really got -Donald Trump saying these things while running for president. (via Metafilter)

Workaround

(via Pleated-Jeans)

Bring Back My Boat!

Comedian Donnie Baker is upset that his beloved boat was hauled off because it was an “eyesore.” Baker manages to bring the level of redneck puns and idioms up to infinity in this little rant. (via reddit)

Roof Potato

Just imagine, if this guy slides off the roof, not only will he faceplant in the front yard, but then a couch will fall on him. Hmm, notice the crutch? Maybe it's not his first time. (via Daily Picks and Flicks)

How to Move a Couch

Would you rather carry a couch down two flights of stairs, negotiating tight corners, or would you rather just throw it off? These guys came up with a scheme that’s somewhere in between those two alternatives. What could possibly go wrong? I might call this Southern ingenuity, but the lack of accent in the narration makes it seem more like Yankee ingenuity. (via reddit)