Saturday, August 31, 2013

Newsworthy Item

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Miley Cyrus VMA Costume Tutorial

It all makes sense now. The VMAs are held in August in order to influence the trendy Halloween costumes of the year! Forget Lady gaga's outfit -that would take more than two months of serious workouts to pull off. On the other hand, Miley Cyrus was apparently going for comedy. In this video, David Correos  shows you how you can recreate her look. He looks the part, but needs more practice with the tongue. His went back in mouth occasionally. (via Daily of the Day)

Free Steak Salad


Zombie Back Scratcher

Zombie Back Scratcher (sold individually) $29.95

Got an itch that needs scratching? Give yourself a hand, and arm, with the Zombie Back Scratcher from the NeatoShop! This drop dead funny back scratcher is shaped like the undead hand of a friendly zombie.  

The Zombie Back Scratcher is handcrafted in the USA by local artisans and no two are exactly alike.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Zombie items.


The One Who Knocks

26 Unfortunate Celebrity Arrests

This week's mental_floss video is hosted by Grace Helbig of DailyGrace. She runs down some celebrity arrests that you might not have heard of because they happened long ago or before the perpetrator reached stardom, were swept under the rug, or you just forgot. Many are embarrassing because they are just plain weird.

Friday, August 30, 2013

That's Just Nuts

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Man Of Constant Sorrow

Performed by Blackberry Smoke at The Georgia Theater (via Everlasting Blort)

Watermelon Warrior

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Dogs Love Babies

Of course dog loves babies -who doesn't? To be fair, cats love babies, too; they are just less rambunctious and entertaining about it. My cats are surprisingly patient with puppies, kittens, and humans under five years old. Humans older than that may get a lesson in respecting personal boundaries. (via Tastefully Offensive)

Toilet Training

Day of the Dead Skull Tissues

Are you looking for a sweet way to honor someone's love of sugar skull art? Gift them the Day of the Dead Skull Tissues from the NeatoShop. These beautiful designer tissues feature a colorful sugar skull design. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Health & Wellness items.


Remember, a portion of every NeatoShop item you buy through this website helps to support Miss Cellania.


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Man Of Steel 2 Teaser Trailer

Last week we got the news that Ben Affleck will play Batman in the sequel to The Man of Steel. Then we learned that Bryan Cranston has been cast as Lex Luthor. And already, we have a fan-made trailer for the film, starring Affleck, Cranston, and Henry Cavill as Clark Kent, edited together from many sources by solyentbrak1. (via Uproxx)

Ochre Jelly's LEGO Memes

Iain Heath is better known on the internet as Ochre Jelly. Under that name, he astounds us on a regular basis with his recreations of real-life events rendered in LEGO bricks. Heath has an eye for figuring out the exact sizes, shapes, and angles to make the bulky and limited LEGO pieces look exactly as they should for the project at hand. Let's look at some more of Heath's versions of pop culture memes, in an article I posted at mental_floss.

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British biologist/comedian Simon Watt bringing attention to endangered species that are not magnificent, cute, or even plain. In fact, they are downright ugly. The Ugly Animal Preservation Society is a campaign to aid conservation efforts for these creatures. (via Treehugger)
How Michael Jackson Changed Music Forever. Play the first video while you read this …it's still awesome.

Watch the annual world's largest tomato fight in Brunol, Spain. Charging admission this year didn't stop thousands of people from participating.

To help David Letterman celebrate 20 years at CBS, Bill Murray outdid himself by showing up dressed as Liberace. He was also the first guest when the show debuted in 1993.

In the new book Gaddafi’s Harem, a woman tells about becoming the dictator's sex slave at the age of 15. And she was just one of many.

10 Venn and Not-quite-Venn Diagrams. And how to tell the difference.

Republicans Admit Voter-ID Laws Are Aimed at Democratic Voters.

Can a Messy Desk Make You More Creative? 

Geeking Out Over the Bloody Legacy of VHS.

On Marrying a Survivor of Childhood Sexual Abuse. (via Metafilter)


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Thursday, August 29, 2013

Shocking Decision

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Magic for Beginners

It's an old routine, but Carl-Einar Hackner does it well. (via Metafilter)

Vet Clinic

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Top Hats Required

Driving Safety

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Elvis Presley in Viva Las Vegas.

The Worst Baseball Card Ever. (via mental_floss)

Remember that time Sir Edmund Hillary and Neil Armstrong went to the North Pole? No? It sure sounds like a tall tale, but it happened in 1985.   

A small town medical clinic did away with pharmaceutical rep visits and found that it improved their medical care. (via Metafilter)

Where Have the Carousel Animals Gone? 

Curses! The Birth of the Bleep. Despite the devotion to freedom of speech, broadcasters have always been terrified of audience response, and did what they could to avoid offending anyone. 

Why Etsy's brave new economy is crumbling. With the influx of factory-made goods, it's starting to look like a flea market.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents showed how rotten respectable people could be. Ten episodes you might recall illustrate that concept.

Meet the FBI's Hostage Rescue Team. The elite federal police unit has been doing some amazing things this year.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013


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Russian Wedding Dance-off

Now this looks like a fun wedding reception! I don't know what they are saying, but my guess is that it's something like:

Guy one: Anything you can do, I can do better!

Guy two: Hold my vodka and watch this!

(via Daily Picks and Flicks)


Skull Scarf

Autumn is right around the corner. Spice up your fall wardrobe with The Skull Scarf from the NeatoShop. This spooktacular scarf features an all over skull design.

The Skull Scarf is available in: Fuchsia, Oatmeal, and Salmon. Buy them all and make it a frightfully fun set.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Apparel & Accessories.


How to Give a Geek a Headache

From Feng at Fengtastic!

Sudden Raptor

Imagine suddenly finding yourself in a monster movie! A Japanese TV show pranked unsuspecting passers-by with a puppeteer in an awesome Allosaurus costume. Here's the next clip from the same show:

(via Viral Viral Videos)

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Pottering About Bezoars. With x-ray evidence.

The 50 Funniest Movies Ever Made. A list that's bound to incite disagreement AND laughter.

Read the full text here:
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The American Folklore Map. (via mental_floss)

Reality and Mental Illness are Starting to Converge. In the past, people who spoke of magnetic waves in the air and secret government surveillance were considered 'crazy' now those things are part of everyday life.

We Do We Drive So Badly? 

My vacation to the set of Disney's The Lion King. (via reddit)

When Pigs Fly in Other Languages. (via Phenomena)

E.T. Flies in Front of the Moon Once Again.

28 Of The Greatest Moments In The History Of Parenting. If you're not embarrassing your kids at least once a day, you're not trying hard enough.

The Music at 1963’s March on Washington. Fifty years later, it still sounds good.

Batman with a Bomb

Somedays, you can't get rid of a bomb!

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Sex Education Curriculum

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When Gamers Decorate: 7 Awesome Video Game Rooms

When I say "video game rooms," I'm not talking about arcades or basement rec rooms, but each is a room in a home that is decorated around the theme of one video game. The attention to detail in these rooms is fantastic; in fact they involved so much more than buying stickers or printed bedding and accessories. They are all labors of love, in this list I posted at mental_floss.

New Bigger Size

The Big Picture

Bomb Squad Bag

Back to school time is here. Are you looking for a bag that is da bomb? Brace yourself for the Bomb Squad Messenger Bag from the NeatoShop. This fantastic, 100% cotton canvas bag, features a retro looking Bomb Squad design.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Bags & Totes.


Naming the Children

Dean Norris Spoils the End of Breaking Bad

Dean Norris plays Hank, the DEA agent in the TV series Breaking Bad. To be honest, this video contains no spoilers. But it would, if the powers that be had accepted Norris' script for the final episode. (via Uproxx)

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The Great Boston Fire.

Murder and Mayhem in Miniature: The Lurid Side of Staffordshire Figurines.

20 Gifs of Nature Being Disgusting. Warning: disturbing.

Cakenweenie: Cakes for Tim Burton's Birthday.

Tara Stacey was scammed by a ticket scalper. Instead of sobbing over it, she wrote a little song for a viral video revenge.

26 Symptoms Of Entering Your Senior Year Of College. It's time to get serious about school before it's all over.

Dubstep cat! Oh, you'll say, "That's not dubstep…" but wait for the drop.

How to avoid being rude (according to 100-year-old etiquette rules). God forbid that boisterous women should draw the attention of impertinent loafers.

6 Complicated Concepts Explained Using Kitchen Items.

Seemingly Mentally Ill Internet Commenter Presumably Functions In Outside World.

Over It

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The title of this video is Un Nouveau Venu au Pays des Toupoutous. I don't know what that means. (via Everlasting Blort)

Monday, August 26, 2013

Sarah Horn at the Hollywood Bowl

Friday night, voice teacher Sarah Horn went to see Kristin Chenoweth and the L.A. Philharmonic perform at the Hollywood Bowl. Part of Chenoweth's show is a duet of "For Good," a song from the Broadway musical Wicked, and an audience member is selected to sing it. When they asked who knew the song, Horn volunteered, and was brought on stage. Here is an alternate video with a better view, but more audience noise. From the reaction backstage afterward, Horn may be destined for bigger things.
Paul Geller, Production Director at both the Hollywood Bowl and the Walt Disney Concert Hall pulled me aside afterward. He said that the production staff is very picky about the quality of performers that they allow on their stage and that what was produced in that song was better than anything they could have planned. He took down my contact information because at some point during the last three songs, he got a phone call from the LA Times wanting to know if I was an audience plant and asked my permission to pass on my contact information for them to speak to me directly, if needed.
Horn tells the story of that night at Broadway World. (via Metafilter)

Space Cat

Bat Ice Tray

Has finding the perfect ice tray for your next cocktail party finally driven you batty? Embrace the insanity with the Bat Ice Tray from the NeatoShop! This fantastic reusable silicone mold makes 10 bat-shaped ice cubes.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Ice Trays.


No Signs

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8 Bafflingly Strange Plastic Surgeries.

What a Saturday Night Live Audition is Like. 

Have you ever been hungry?

America’s Forgotten Pin-Up Girl. (via Metafilter)

5 Math Experts Split the Check.

20 of the Scariest Movie Masks. A well-designed proper can be the real star of the show.

The National Zoo's Panda Baby Gets Its First Checkup at Two Days Old. And there are pictures for us to coo over.

A good portrait can make all the difference in adoption rates at animal shelters. Photographer James McDaniel volunteered his services to show 120 cats in their best light.

Craziest Book Trailer In The History Of Ever. Kate Micucci from Garfunkel and Oates helps promote Brandon Bird's Astonishing World of Art.

Game of Thrones is Changing How Children Are Named

My Hot Tub

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Sunday, August 25, 2013

Hearing Test

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Disapproving Lamppost

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Sailor and Fox

My Little Monster Bathrobe

Are you looking for the perfect gift for your favorite little baby monster? Give them the My Little Monster Bathrobe from the NeatoShop! This adorable green terrycloth bathrobe features appliqued eyes, horns and pointy teeth. No little monster has ever looked so sweet.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Baby & Tot items.


Homework Complaint

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Cat Woes

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Oh, That Todd!

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The March

The United States Information Agency knew that the August 28, 1963 March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom would be a momentous occasion, and commissioned a film to document it. The rough cut was due only six days after the event, and $50,000 was the budget. The National Archives presents a completely restored version of the documentary, in time for the 50th anniversary of the march and Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech. Read more about the film at the National Archives. (via Metafilter)

That Looks Safe

If It Fits I Sits

Enjoy short clips of various cats and dogs trying to fit into small spaces. Cats, being liquid, appear to be much better at this than dogs. (via Daily Picks and Flicks)

Escaped Squirrel

Clockwork Darter Steampunk Pendant Necklace

Behold the Clockwork Darter Steampunk Pendant Necklace from the NeatoShop. This striking necklace was handcrafted in England and features a Steampunk style dragonfly with a center made of beautiful clockwork pieces. White and red Swarovski crystals accent the pendant.

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