Thursday, June 30, 2022

Socks



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Dueling Banjos



The Dillards, performing in Denmark. You might recall them as The Darlings on the TV series The Andy Griffith Show.

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A dog invaded a Spanish soccer field during a match between Chile and Venezuela. What did the dog want? Belly rubs! And he got plenty of them before he was escorted off the field. (via Laughing Squid)

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

Tradeoff

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Building a Giant Bicycle Bell



Cody Hovland was inspired when he noticed his backyard grill was exactly the same shape as a bicycle bell. So he made up a problem in order to solve it. His bicycle bell needed to be bigger! You know, for safety's sake. So he converted the grill into a bell. Fun, huh? Hovland gives us a step-by-step build video, but it's not what you expect, because who cares about the actual process? We just want to see more nonsense. If making our own stuff at home were this easy (and entertaining), we'd all be doing it. (via Metafilter)

Weeding



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An Honest Trailer for Obi-Wan Kenobi



Disney+ just finished airing the Star Wars miniseries Obi-Wan Kenobi. It's the story of some of the events that occurred in the years that Luke was growing up on Tatooine, bridging the gap where the original trilogy painted him as a completely random Star Wars character who rose to greatness, but then the prequels set him up as crucial. Screen Junkies has plenty of plot holes to point out, which is pretty much par for the course when you are trying to bridge the existing movies in the story that took 40 years to tell- and was made up as it went along anyway. There are also tropes that have been overdone, and gaps in logic in a few places. But altogether, I think they liked Obi-Wan Kenobi.



Why Women Live Longer



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True Facts About the Beaver



Considering this True Facts video is about beavers, Ze Frank plows through it with an astonishing lack of sexual innuendo. It's still got jokes, and it's still quite interesting. Beavers are rodents, but you'd never know it by their behavior. They swim, eat trees, and build dams. Here we find out why and how they do those things, which includes taking a deep dive into the structure and composition of teeth. I now know more about horses' teeth because I watched a video about beavers.


Poodles



He lied. (via Fark)

The Wolf Of Gilligan's Island



Thurston Howell III, tycoon, billionaire, stock market player, cocktail aficionado, yacht club member, and castaway. Who better to play The Wolf of Gilligan’s Island? You know, if it were up to him, the place would be named Howell’s Island. This parody of The Wolf of Wall Street trailer is brought to you by vkmtvstudios. (via Tastefully Offensive)

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Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Statistics



The Horror of War in LEGO



Jordan Durrenberger brings us an epic LEGO stop-motion animation illustrating the Battle of Verdun.  That battle between the French and the Germans lasted for almost ten months in 1916, and was the longest of World War I. The LEGO fight is about 6:40 long, then we get a recap of the historical battle. The animation is spectacular in its scope and action, from the opening artillery shelling to the hand-to-hand combat in the trenches. While the fight itself is brutal, the stop-motion recreation is a masterpiece. (via Boing Boing)

About Talking Parrots



Why do parrots talk, but dogs and cats and cows do not? The answer lies in their anatomy and their natural inclinations. This TED-Ed lessons goes over the different aspects of parrots that give them the gift of human speech. The bigger question is whether they understand the speech or not. Some parrots are pretty good at using language in context, but is that a totally learned response or an understanding of how language works? Or is there really a line between those two possibilities? (via Geeks Are Sexy

Loan Shark



Yeah, how about we quit allowing the real world to intrude upon our escapist fantaies, okay? This comic  is from Meg at itsmegcomics. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

Stars



The Story of a House



This house in the Brighton neighborhood of Boston has quite a history, as related by Anne Magee Coughlin. It was home to four generations of her family, over a period of more than one hundred years. The house itself is just a structure, but it endured as a connection between generations, a cupboard of memories, a place to feel safe, and a reflection of the people who called it home. You don't have to know the family to understand their ups and downs, and why this house, as personal as it is, is worthy of a tribute. Warning: you might need a hankie for parts of this story. 

Miss Cellania's Links

A Step-by-Step Guide to Decluttering

A Gun Tale. The latest from Tom the Dancing Bug.

What Was the First Dinosaur? And what makes a dinosaur, anyway?

Five Tigers Born in New Jersey. Tigers usually bear two to four cubs at a time. (via Fark)

Mystery of Orkney bird tag tracked to London is solved. (via Strange Company

Cakes That Make You Facepalm.

A four-year study of people over age 65 shows that those who had a flu shot were 40% less likely to develop Alzheimer's disease in that time period. (via Damn Interesting)

Redneck Titanic.

The World’s Oldest Amusement Park.

The World's First Solar Powered Car Available to Consumers. It will cost you an arm and a leg. (via Damn Interesting)

Handy Pocket Kitten



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Whole Lotta Love on Mountain Dulcimer



Sam Edelston plays led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love” on a three-string dulcimer. Yeah, it’s electrified -and electrifying! I have one of these instruments, made by my father, but my repertoire is limited to “Wildwood Flower” and a few Christmas carols. I think I may have to pull it out and practice a little. (via Boing Boing)

Animation 100 Years Ago



Cartoonist Winsor McCay creates an early movie animation in this 1911 film, originally entitled Winsor McCay, the Famous Cartoonist of the N.Y. Herald and His Moving Comics but often just called Little Nemo, after McCay's comic strip. Most of the video is a dramatization of how the animation came about. The actual animation happens about eight minutes in. McCay later went on to produce Gertie the Dinosaur, which many of us learned was the "first" animated movie. (via Buzzfeed)

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Monday, June 27, 2022

Fork



Cause and effect. (via Bad Newspaper)

The Frasier Reboot is Pretty Dark



Frasier done broke bad! But no, this is a brilliantly-crafted deepfake. They are planning to do a Frasier remake or sequel or something, so you may be forgiven for falling for it at first. (via Pop Culturista)


Worse



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The Internet Ruined This Famous Clock



Remember reading about tulip mania? The Netherlands is still a hub for flower sales hundreds of years later, and the biggest flower market is the Royal FloraHolland auction in Aalsmeer. The auction still happens, at an insanely large scale. Tom Scott visits the flower auction to explain what happened to the famous clock, which once drew so many tourists, and is now defunct. The story takes only six minutes; the rest is an ad.




An Embarrassing Find from 1985

 



While decluttering my mother's house, we found a bunch of old cookbooks. Princess took some, but this one was left behind for a reason. Microwaves are for thawing frozen food and heating up leftovers. Princess would never cook a meal in a microwave, and Gothgrrl would never use a cookbook. But someone opened it. While I don't recall it at all, I apparently bought it for Mom, and mailed it to her with this custom poem.




That was pretty awful. Misspellings, typos, and I misused the word "their." But I wasn't a writer then; just an audio performer of sorts. And I was using a real typewriter. But I was pretty good with a set of colored Sharpies! 
 


I must have been bored at work.

Tuna Pun



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Whatever Happened to the Bee Apocalypse?



Remember Colony Collapse Disorder? For years, we worried about honeybees dying off and how it would affect crop pollination. You don't hear much about it anymore. Oh, it hasn't gone away, and scientists still don't know what causes it, but the extent of the problem all depends on how you look at it. Honeybees seem to be doing okay, but honeybees are just one species of many kinds of bee. And each species has their place in the modern ecosystem. (via Digg)

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Who Is Linda Skeens?

Teenager Visits 35 Countries in Under 24 Hours. Yeah, he sued a loophole. (via Fark)

The 2022 World's Ugliest Dog. He may be ugly, but Mr. Happy Face is very much loved by his human. (via Boing Boing)

Are Joe Manchin and Susan Collins Stupid—or Do They Just Think We Are?

Owners of Jumbo Floating Restaurant backtrack on sinking claims as authorities investigate. Okay then, never mind. (via Digg)

When Cats Chew Catnip, It Works as a Bug Spray

Separation of Church and State Is Crumbling Before Our Eyes.

How the Wedding Dress Story Ends.

Nice Ice: Valerie Hammond on the Genteel Charm of Vintage Canadian Costume Jewelry

15 Neat Facts About Robin Williams.


Math Help



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The Greatest Act Of Deception in WWII



Operation Mincemeat was a elaborately engineered plan to deceive the Axis about the Allied Mediterranean invasion. You won’t believe the lengths the British went to in order to make it work, despite the possibility that it might not work. Warning: contains one picture of a dead body. (via Buzzfeed)

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Sunday, June 26, 2022

Suspicious Shenanigans



Clouds



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Dad



Dad jokes begin when your kids are just old enough to understand words. Without much life experience, they will laugh at anything, which reinforces Dad's mistaken opinion that he is funny. The problem comes when Dad's jokes don't grow and mature as his children do. "What's wrong? You laughed at that twenty years ago!" I have to admit that I tend to tell the same stories more than once, and my kids complain about it. That comes from twenty years of having to tell them important things at least ten times to get them to listen. They've trained me well, and now they must pay the price. This comic is from Psycho Suzanne. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

Janitor



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The Standoff



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Horse and Goats



You know horses love cats, but folks who live in rural areas know horses love goats even more. I know several people who got a goat to keep their horse company, even if there are other horses around, because a goat keeps them calm. Here, Mr. G is either babysitting, or kid-sitting, or just sitting, actually, and enjoying a nice goat massage. (via Daily Picks and Flicks)

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Saturday, June 25, 2022

Car For Sale



The Elephant in the Room



Carol Burnett had just lectured the cast of The Carol Burnett Show about going off script and making the rest of the cast break character. That's why Tim Conway went way off script about an elephant that had the cast and the audience in stitches. Even Tim Conway! How this happened is explained here. Of course, they had to do the scene again and again. Vicky Lawrence has more. (via Metafilter)


Note to the Custodian



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Avoiding the Lava



Playing the game "the floor is lava" is a real hoot when you're a kid, because you either achieve a sense of accomplishment or a good laugh when you fail. The stakes are higher when you're an adult made of 200 pounds of muscle, and you paid for the furniture. Daniel LaBelle shows off his parkour skills in his house playing the game for the YouTube audience. He can have his sense of accomplishment; we get the laughs when he fails! (via Digg)

Astronomer Hotline



Okay, this is the kind of job you can get right out of college with an astronomy degree. Talk about paying your dues! I bet they have a list of the hundred or so most common explanations for lights in the sky, and have to run them down with every caller. This comic is from Randall Munroe at xkcd.

Chameleon



Laundry Day



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UFC Game Glitch Commentary



Tommy Toe Hold brings us a video in which two guys provide commentary on MMA video game glitches. Game glitches are always fun, how they break the laws of physics, but seeing two people fighting without even touching and limbs bending the wrong way is just glorious. (via The Chive)

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Friday, June 24, 2022

1940s Minivan



Cheeky



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Batter Up!



A garage in Marblehead, Massachusetts, has a shop dog, a blue heeler named Pepper. And what better way to fill time between vehicles than to play baseball with your dog? Pepper doesn't just play catch, though. She's in a league of her own, as a pro with a bat! You might wonder how on earth you train a dog to wield a bat and connect so well. Think about it... if you were a dog and figured out a way to play with both a stick and a ball at the same time, you wouldn't want to do anything else but practice! (via Laughing Squid)


Cats Are Jerks



No doubt about it! It's part of their charm. This comic is from Sarah Andersen.

Turtleneck



Spielberg's Least Favorite Scene in Jurassic Park



You have to admit it, this scene from the 1993 movie Jurassic Park stands out from the others. It doesn't make any sense, and even Steven Spielberg couldn't explain it in a manner we could all understand. The weirdest part is the music. Has it aged as well as it should? This is all the responsibility of YouTuber  There I Ruined It. (via Digg)

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Norway May Have Had a Viking Society Thousands of Years Before the Vikings. Lots of archeological advances, including DNA, tell a different story than what was previously thought.

Consequences are Good, Actually. Making a perpetrator out to be a victim doesn't solve the problem. (via Digg)

Your Terrible Boss Is Also Ruining Your Personal Life.

The surprising benefits of fingers that wrinkle in water. (via Damn Interesting)  

Remember when Elvis Presley's white jumpsuits changed how men dressed forever? 

Threatening Goose
Turns Out to be Adoptive Father. (via Fark)

 Merrick Garland, A.G., and the Slippery Defendant. The latest from Tom the Dancing Bug.

Wildlife Vets Trek Through Mud and Mist to Care for Rwanda's Gorillas.

How to Beat the Cracker Barrel Peg Game.

Investigation



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What’s on Your Mind?



Have you ever looked at your friends’ Facebook posts and marveled at how their lives were so much more exciting, successful, and blissful than yours? That’s when you have to remind yourself that things on the internet aren’t always what they seem. You don’t know how many of those statuses are a case of looking on the bright side, or possibly downright fabrications. You may even feel tempted to fudge a bit on your own posts. Call it "virtual enhancement," if you will.

Shaun Higton’s short film What’s on Your Mind follows a guy who feels the need to present his life as somewhat more than it really is. That’s the way to become an internet star! (via Daily Picks and Flicks)

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Boxing practice. (via Everlasting Blort)

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Laundry Problem



Alternate Video Shot for "Eat It"



In 1984, Weird Al Yankovic released "Eat It," a parody of Michael Jackson's mega-hit "Beat It." The official video for "Eat It" was a shot-for-shot remaking of Jackson's video, only funnier. But it wasn't the only version recorded. Recently, a friend of Yankovic's came across a "B-roll" as he was digitizing footage of the video shoot. He said:

Basically this is a take where the director just points the camera at the star of the video, who just does anything they feel like doing for the duration of the song.  It's insurance, in case for some reason the production runs out of time and doesn't get all the shots they were hoping to get. I'm pretty sure NOTHING from this take got used in the final video, but I still thought it was stupid/amusing enough to share.
Indeed it is. (via Digg)


Inflation



Even percentages are going up! (via Bored Panda)

Goat has Long Ears



Nubian goats are known for their long floppy ears, but this little Nubian goat was born in Pakistan with ears that are 19 inches long! The kid's owner, Muhammad Hassan Narejo, missed a golden opportunity when he named him Simba instead of Dumbo. We are hoping that he normally ties the ears back, because he looks dangerously close to stepping on them in this video. (via Boing Boing)


Eat Your Greens



If that's the best reason you can think of to eat this stuff, it's pretty lame. How about serving them raw with ranch dressing and tomatoes? Even as a child, I felt no need to experience unpleasant sensations just for the sake of experiencing unpleasantness. This comic is from Nathan Pyle's Strange Planet.

Puns



Jovi Sings Bug



Trey Anastasio, guitarist, singer, and songwriter with Phish, performed a solo show in Grand rapids, Michigan, on Monday. In the audience was a little barefoot girl with a sign that said, "Can I sing Bug with you?" Anastasio called her up on stage and let her perform, and the crowd loved it. So will you. You don't have to be familiar with the song or even with Phish to enjoy the sweet interaction between Anastasio, 7-year-old Jovi, and the crowd. (via Metafilter)

Teri



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Nafurahi



Pharrell Williams made his song "Happy" freely available to use and encouraged people all over the world to make their own videos for the song. Hundreds of groups took him up on the offer, but most are lip-dubs or dancing to the original recording. This one is a full cover version in Swahili, liberally sprinkled with French, from the city of Goma, in the Democratic Republic of Congo. The performers, from KivuYouth Entertainment, are awesome. While you listen, keep i mind that “Nafurahi” translates to “Happy.” (via Metafilter)

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Loading a ferry isn't all that hard, see? (Thanks, WTM!)

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Paints a Picture, Doesn't It?



The Blue Bird



Released in 1940, The Blue Bird was 20th Century Fox's attempt to cash in on the success of MGM's The Wizard of Oz's success the year before. Shirley Temple plays a brat who undergoes a transformation after a magical journey in her dreams. The production was notable because the 12-year-old Temple suffered an assassination attempt while doing publicity for The Blue Bird. The film was a box office flop but was nominated for two Academy Awards. People recall it as either beloved or bizarre, depending on whether they first saw the movie as a child or as an adult. (Thanks, WTM!)

The Cat Lady Aisle



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Can You Drive a Car While Facing Backward?



This seems like a really weird question, but Tom Scott had it in the back of his mind since childhood. The idea of driving while facing backwards was just a weird idea from an old TV show, but can it be done in real life? Sure, as anyone who ever used a backup camera in a modern car will tell you. But Tom does it the hard way, by having a sponsor build him a vehicle in which all driving would be done by watching a video camera instead of the road. What could possibly go wrong?  

Growth Spurt

Yep, you must have shrunk over the past year. This is kind of like my adult daughters finding that they have shrunk according to the doorpost where we marked their height growing up. It wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that the floor was rebuilt in the intervening years. Take my advice and record your kids' heights on something that is both portable and immutable, like a yardstick. Or for William Rocket, a "metre stick." This story is from Round Dog Comics.(via Geeks Are Sexy)

Warnings



Someone gave them a reason to put every one of these in. (Thanks, WTM!)

LEGO Star Wars Summer Vacation Trailer



If you like your Star Wars with a bit of humor, get ready for the new LEGO Star Wars special. Finn, Rose, Ahsoka Tano, Darth Vader, Palpatine, and other Star Wars characters all end up at the same beach resort.

“LEGO® Star Wars Summer Vacation,” which is set shortly after the events of “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker,” features the voices of “Weird Al” Yankovic, Yvette Nicole Brown, Kelly Marie Tran, Anthony Daniels, Billy Dee Williams, and returning cast members from previous “LEGO Star Wars” specials, and includes “Weird Al’s” new original song, Scarif Beach Party.
No, it doesn't make any sense. Half the characters are dead at the end of The Rise of Skywalker, but only some of them are ghosts in this special. But since when did Star Wars make sense, anyway? (via Boing Boing)



Miss Cellania's Links

Hong Kong's Jumbo Floating Restaurant No Longer Floats.

You Won't Believe What Happened to the Wedding Dress.

Surprise Surprise, a Medieval Feminist Movement Left Out of the History Books.

The Weirdo Reason Elvis Couldn't Tour Outside The U.S.

Australia’s Deadliest Animals. A catchy tune with some NSFW lyrics. (Thanks, Scott!)

The Mysterious Floating Coffin of Pinner. (via Nag on the Lake)

How to Make Dia de Los Muertos Sugar Skulls.

The Last Old West Train Robbery. With a twist ending.

Katmai National Park's Fat Bear Cams are Back!


Bathroom



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ะบะฐะถะตั‚ัั



It’s a Russian music video to a song by Ilya Lagutenko with animation by Mikhail Kalinin & Flakonkishochki. As far as I can tell. All I know is that once I started watching, I couldn’t stop until I made it through the train. (via Everlasting Blort)

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Tuesday, June 21, 2022

Family Fun



Why Are There No Big Dogs?



Why are there big cats, but no big dogs? While there are wild canines species left that differ from our human-bred domestic dogs, the biggest of them top out at about 175 pounds. Meanwhile, adult male tigers can easily weigh 600 pounds!


Swimming Pool

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Dog Loves Grandma

Have mercy on anyone who disrespects grandma. This golden retriever is super loyal, and he always takes her side. She doesn't even have to say a word! He will solve any dispute in grandma's favor, and don't even think about hogging her food- you could be banished from her presence for good, or at least until she finishes her pineapple. That's a good dog. (via Boing Boing)


Sentient Machine



Is this inspiring, enlightening, or is it just depressing to think that a microwave could ever be profound? Either way, it's a good way to look at life. This comic is from Martin Rosner. -via Geeks Are Sexy

Don't Tell Anyone



Google Street View



Google Street View vehicles have been traveling the world, taking pictures of everything, for 15 years now. Ethan Russell of Google Maps takes us through the app's history, from the initial idea to what it is today. The way they take pictures began with the now-familiar street view cars with huge mounted cameras and a backseat full of processors. But they've developed some neat cameras that weigh less and work better. As the technology evolved, Google Street view ventured into places where vehicles can't go, with cameras carried by pedestrians, snowmobiles, camels, and even sheep!

Street View explores new locations, and constantly goes back to popular places like big cities with its improved technology. But here in the hinterlands, I know I can always turn to Street View and see what my house and my entire small town looked like in 2008. (via Digg)


Cat Chess

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The Internet Arguer



Slackstory brings us a guy who likes to argue. There’s nothing wrong with a friendly argument in which people refrain from personal attacks or hitting below the belt, but there is a certain type of internet commenter who doesn’t really care if he wins, loses, or changes any minds. He just wants to argue. Still, the producers of this video managed to avoid the most irritating tropes in an unfruitful argument: “Educate yourself!” and “Wake up, sheeple!” and the endless name-calling (on other sites). Miss Cellania readers are much better than this. (Thanks, Nick )

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