Friday, May 31, 2013

Smoking Cats

(via Criggo)

Swamp Women

A 1955 film by Roger Corman. It was featured on MST3K, which gives you a clue as to its quality.

Dance Lessons

(via reddit)

Correct Answer!

How many times have you wanted to watch a horse play saxophone, but couldn't? Now you can, anytime you want! I believe this was made as a part of a test that rewards you for a correct answer, but the source link goes nowhere now. So enjoy this for what it is. (via Daily of the Day)


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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Monday, May 27, 2013

Reason to Adopt a Cat

(via The Chive)

Zen Cats

Shiro and his buddies are so patient, you sometimes wonder if they ever move. This videos proves they do -slightly. Shiro still never opens his eyes.

Miss Cellania's Links

This will be the last links list for a while. I am on vacation, and probably far away as you read this. There will still be videos, funny pictures, and the occasional joke here at Miss Cellania until I get back, because I've worked my butt off to pre-schedule some good stuff for you. But It may get a bit thin, as I will be gone until about Fathers Day. It's my first vacation road trip in years, so the family is making a big long deal about it. Several thousand miles in a pickup truck with two teenagers (yay). Still, I am having a good time and will let you know how it went when I return. Meanwhile, here's a few links.

Embarrassing Moments in Engineering (and What They've Taught Us).

The Scandalous History of Arlington National Cemetery.

The Heroes and Helpers of the Oklahoma Tornado.

The dark side of reddit's GoneWild.

Illustrated Recipe: Artwork Inspired by Marie-Antoine Careme's Extravagant Food.

More Biopic Actors and their Real Life Counterparts. 

The Girl Who Turned to Bone. (via The Loom)

In Pursuit of Happiness

Another teacher quits. She is speaking for many others who cannot afford to quit their jobs. And parents and students who wish the American education system could go back to learning instead of testing. (via Viral Viral Videos)

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Lost in the Mail

Never Too Old To Fall In Love

Old documentary clips from the '20s and '30s about centenarians. Those folks were born before the Civil War -in some cases, WAY before! (via Everlasting Blort)

PLAY at Vivid Sydney 2013

Vivid Sydney is an annual festival going on now through June 10th, featuring light shows, music, drama, and other performances in Sydney, Australia. This video show parts of a light show called PLAY by Spinifex Group projected on the Sydney Opera House. The full 14-minute Spinifex show is also available to watch. You can see more video clips of the opening night of the festival at vimeo.  (via reddit)

Saturday, May 25, 2013

We Didn't Start the Viral

To celebrate YouTube's eighth anniversary, Dane Boe put together a retrospective of viral videos to the tune of Billy Joel's song "We Didn't Start the Fire." You might recognize all the clips, most of them were posted here at Neatorama over the past eight years. (via Viral Viral Videos)  


(via reddit)

Object Permanence

From Drew at Toothpaste for Dinner.

What Kind of Asian Are You?

A classic skit. Some people have no idea how offensive they are until you turn it around on them. And the real kicker is that turning it around often doesn't even get the point across. (via Daily Picks and Flicks)

A Turtle's Lifestyle

(via Fark)

Are You Going to Eat All That?

This guy in Korea is living the life of Riley -watching funny videos, laughing out loud, and eating takeout -LOTS of takeout! (via Viral Viral Videos)

Friday, May 24, 2013

Unwanted Family Members

(via Criggo)

Great Jumbotron Moments

Keep that camera on the crowd, and sooner or later you'll have enough gems for a compilation video. (via Tastefully Offensive)

Batman Farts

Happy Birthday, Maru!

Maru, the internet's favorite cat, turned six years old yesterday. As is her custom, mugumogu posted a retrospective of Maru's best moments from the past year in a birthday video. (via Cute Overload)

Annoying Sounds Teenagers Make

This is what you get when a linguist's children reach middle school. A complete phonetic description can be found at The Week. (via Metafilter)

From the Metafilter comments:

This is a trick article; all sounds produced by teenagers are annoying, even to most other teenagers.

Miss Cellania's Links

The Flintstones: A Modern Stone Age Family.

5 Brilliant Clues Hidden in the Background of Movies. (via mental_floss)

The Entire Phoenix Police Force Attends Kindergarten Graduation Of Fallen Officer’s Daughter. That's several hundred men stepping in for Daddy in a tear-jerking photo essay.

As his daughter graduates this year, Dr. Harley A. Rotbart thinks back to his own medical school graduation in 1979 and what it meant to his father. (via Metafilter)

Who dares enter the Funhouse of Fear? Read an excerpt from Stephen King's new novel Joyland.

33 Unwritten Rules Everyone Needs To Follow. Oh, sure, you do, but I bet you know someone else who needs this list.

20 Highbrow Books to Read on the Beach This Summer. More memorable than bodice-rippers, but still short enough to finish in your spare vacation time.

More people in America die from suicide than from traffic accidents these days. The rising rate of suicide is a cry for help from society as well as individuals.

How a Ghost Army of American artists helped defeat Hitler. A new documentary tells how distraction and subterfuge contributed to the Allied victory.

7 Horrifying Aircraft Landings (in which no one died). All accompanied by a world-class sigh of relief.

Cramming for Finals

The Princess

Matt Clarke has started a YouTube series called Convos With My 2 Year Old. In it, he recreates conversations with his daughter Coco. I'm sure the words were exactly the same, but common sense tells me that the original wasn't nearly as creepy as it seems when Matt plays the part. Look at that adorable little girl -who wouldn't want to play the princess for her? (via Viral Viral Videos)

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Good Question

(via Criggo)


Tyler Marcum made a silly dance video in his underwear back in college ten years ago. Now he's turning 30 and recreated that same dance, side-by-side with the original, to mark the occasion. The song is "Landslide," originally by Fleetwood Mac, but this verso is by the Dixie Chicks. (via Viral Viral Videos)

Sea Puns

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The Science Behind Luwak Coffee.

How Jail really Works.

10 Absolutely Amazing Tipping Stories.

Meet Jonah Falcon, the Man With the World’s Largest Penis. And hear the song about it.

Why Rational People Buy Into Conspiracy Theories

40 Cats Who Are Awful At Hide-And-Seek. No matter how loyal, the real value of a cat is to make you laugh.

9 foods you're totally eating wrong. Here are suggestions for making them easier and more enjoyable.

10 Star Trek Episodes That Could Be Made Into Movies That Would Satisfy Old And New Trekkies Alike. I'd be in line for tickets to all of them!

Don’t Be a Tragedy Troll. A guide to proper online and social media behavior following a disaster.

Sadly, you are uglier than you think. But an inflated sense of beauty is not a bad thing to have.

Goggie Fartz

(via Fark)

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

I Had a Mask On!

(via Criggo)

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken

Don Knotts braves a haunted house in this 1966 classic. I saw this in the theater more than once. Metafilter has plenty of links on the characters, and to the episode of The Andy Griffith Show that inspired the movie.

Stephen Colbert

Why You Can't Outrun a Cheetah

Zero to 60 in three seconds! The "features" of a cheetah are presented in this video in the manner of new model of sports car. Everything that makes a cheetah different from other cats is about the acceleration. One fact that floored me: one stride of a cheetah can be 25 feet long. Imagine tracking a cat like that -you'd never know which way to look for the next paw print! (via Viral Viral Videos)


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Don't Eat That, John! -- The Taco Bell Doritos Taco Smoothie.

"Everyone Only Wants Temps."  The future of the labor force is here, and it's not pretty. (via Metafilter)

Give Spam a Chance. The meat, not the mail.

The 5 Most Ridiculous Outfits Ever Worn Into Battle.

Hey, the Gender-Role Revolution Started Way Before the Millennial Generation. And don't you kids forget it.

The 10 Worst Civilian Nuclear Accidents in History.

Satellites bring us images and video of the Oklahoma tornados as seen from space. It looks violent even from that distance.

Surprising Early, Alternate Versions of Iconic Movie Posters. What didn't make the cut gives us a glimpse into the creative process.

Some people take goofing off at work to a whole new level. Enjoy a roundup of pranks, silliness, and general shenanigans in the workplace.

The newly redesigned Flickr offers lots of photo storage for free. It looks good, but I still can't find the button to delete pictures.

Gimme Five

(via Fark)

Tuesday, May 21, 2013


(via Criggo)

Fik-Shun Dances

Du-Shaunt Stegall, a street dancer going by the name Fik-Shun, auditions for the TV show So You Think You Can Dance. He did well! (via Daily of the Day)

Men and Boobs

(Thanks, Rich!)

Dated Panties

The NEW Periodic Table Song

AsapSCIENCE gives us a song with all the elements in order, including the recently-added ones. Those go pretty fast, so try to keep up! The tune is "Infernal Gallop" by Jacques Offenbach, which most folks call "the Can Can Song."  (via Blame It On The Voices)

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Kibble Me This: The History of Dog Food.

Cleaning: The Final Feminist Frontier. (via Metafilter)

7 Strange Commencement Speeches.

Emily Spivack, who runs the Smithsonian blog Threaded, browses eBay for vintage clothing. She found herself especially drawn to clothing items that had stories behind them which she started buying. 

The South's Shocking Hidden History: Thousands of Blacks Forced Into Slavery Until WW2. (via Metafilter)

A brief history of trolls. Troublemaking on the internet comes in many bitter flavors, and changes over time.

Crowdfunding, or getting your fans to finance your next project, raises some ethical questions. Where do you draw the line between investment and exploitation?

Everything Non-Europeans Need To Know About Eurovision. But you don't have to understand it to enjoy the absurdity of it all.

Jen had part of her pelvis removed as treatment for cancer. The surgery left her with the strange ability to twist her leg completely around and freak people out.

10 Incredible Cryptids that Attack from the Air. Only slightly less terrifying than snake venom, at least these are legendary instead of real.

3 AM

(via Buzzfeed)

Monday, May 20, 2013


(via Criggo)

Miss American Vampire

Bluebell Patrol

From Feng at Fentastic!

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4 Public Works of Art Gone Terribly Wrong.

Do you recall who the commencement speaker at your graduation was? I don't, but I'd remember if Stephen Colbert had been there, delivering this memorable speech.

Here's how you make a dozen hamburgers in Singapore. With style, efficiency, and lots of eggs.

The 10 Best Sitcom Finales in TV History. Relive them with clips and tributes on video.

26 Simple Tricks To Make Your Kids Do Whatever You Want. Some of these ideas are genius; others are just good for a laugh.

Dozens of children are abducted and taken to Japan every year. This is not trafficking, but divorce laws that favor Japanese parents over foreigners and do not recognize joint custody.

The real problem with the Disney Princess brand. As the actual movies have grown more modern and diverse, the marketing princesses have been homogenized into "uniform fembots."

17 Of The Wisest Things Anyone Ever Said About The Internet.  Well, except for that one kid.

Neil deGrasse Tyson Tells Us Why Star Trek Is So Much Better Than Star Wars.

5 Warning Signs That You're Finally Getting Older.

Sunday, May 19, 2013


(via Criggo)

Long Way Down

This video by Happy Toast for the song by Sam Fallon has internet meme and in-jokes, as well as a really interesting peek into private lives of people you'll never know. (via b3ta)

iPhone Mocking

Grateful Cat

This is definitely a fantasy. Have you ever seen a cat be grateful? (via Mostly Forbidden Zone)


Crazy Cat Ladyhood

(via Cheezburger)

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Pork Boners

Uh, do you really need a Curriculum vitae to get a job at a meat packing plant? (via Criggo)

Looking Glass


From Drew at Toothpaste for Dinner.

Dance-Off with the Star Wars Stars 2013

The annual Dance Off with the Star Wars Stars is back as Disney's Hollywood Studios launch their Star Wars Weekends. This year's dances include "Bad," "Fight for Your Right to Party," "Hey Ya," and since this is the first Dance-off since Disney bought Lucasfilm, a special appearance by Jedi Mickey. You can see all the numbers on video at Inside the Magic.