Wednesday, March 04, 2026

Deluxe Feature



(Thanks, WTM!)

A Modern Day Fhqwhgads



Musician and Homestar Runner collaborator Rich Trott gives us a nonsensical mashup of "Tom Sawyer" by Rush and the 2003 animated song "Everybody To The Limit" by Strongbad. If you are wondering what Fhqwhgads means, it's an internet user name Trott came up with, presumably by mashing the keyboard with his fists.  

This Way



Peter Tork Mouthing Everyone Else's Lines



When a ventriloquist provides a voice for his dummy, the illusion works because you are focused on the dummy delivering the lines and you're not looking at the ventriloquist. In the age of video, you can go back and focus on the ventriloquist and see his/her lips moving. That's the way you should watch this compilation- focus on Peter Tork's lips, not who is actually speaking. 

Tork had a habit of mouthing lines that weren't his while shooting the sitcom The Monkees. According to comments at Metafilter, this is very common among beginning actors, because it helps with timing and catching your cue. The real trick is to learn how to keep up with memorized dialogue without moving your lips. As it is, we rarely see it because we focus on the actual speaker. 

OR... was Tork actually delivering all the lines in the show, while everyone else just moved their lips? We may never know. 

Miss Cellania's Links

Trump has many reasons to attack Iran, none of them good. (via kottke

Women Experience Longer Lasting Pain Than Men and Scientists Think They Finally Know the Reason Why. 

5 Weird Star Trek Merchandise Items

Does Your Country Need Regime Change? A Quiz. (Thanks, Tim!)

The First Time I Met A White Person

Every Time a U.S. Presidential Candidate Won the Popular Vote but Lost the Election. 

The airline seat called the "Cheek Splitter 9000." (via Neatorama

Draw a horse and watch it run with the other horses. (via Everlasting Blort) 

March could be the best month for the northern lights for nearly a decade — if the sun stays active. (via kottke


Orange One



(via Fark)

Monty Python Communist Quiz



Famous communist leaders from around the world are assembled for a television show. They assume it will be a political discussion, but this is Monty Python, so that's what what happens. This is from their Hollywood Bowl show.

Ours and Theirs



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— Marti Lawrence (@marti-l.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM

Tuesday, March 03, 2026

Get a Room



From 1927. (via Weird Universe)

Mango Pineapple Banana Watermelon



Nguyen Thi Mai, also known as Aunty Mai, sang to draw attention to the fruit she sells on a beach in Nha Trang, Vietnam. Local__Lou posted the video at Instagram, where it went viral. The Kiffness found it and added instruments to create this song that will make you hungry for some fresh, sweet, juicy fruit. 

Questions 67 & 68



Chicago, performing in Paris in 1969. "Questions 67 & 68" was the first single from their first album, Chicago Transit Authority, which was the band's name until they became well-known and they had to shorten it because the actual Chicago Transit Authority threatened litigation. The song was only a minor hit in 1969, but when it was re-released in 1971, it did much better. 

Update: Chicago also released a version of the song in Japanese in 1971. Hear it performed in 1995 at Laughing Squid. 

Back Legs



Murder Over Pancreatic Research



Ancient anatomists knew about the pancreas. Still, they didn't know what the organ was for- maybe it was just padding between other organs. German anatomist Johann Wirsung made a discovery about the inner workings of the pancreas, and he was shot and killed for his efforts! 

But that was not the last of the violence involving research on the pancreas. As medical science advanced, we learned that the pancreas secreted digestive fluids that contained insulin, necessary for regulating carbohydrates in the body. Could we make insulin ourselves to help people with diabetes? Yes, but it would take a team of great minds to accomplish that, and those minds did not get along. Over hundreds of years, scientists studying the pancreas fought over who would get credit for medical breakthrough, leaving the pancreas with a soap opera of human egos surrounding it.  

Spotify



I Went Golfing with Alice Cooper



In the 1970s, Alice Cooper burst onto the scene with his shock rock about not liking school and not being a nice guy. He wore creepy makeup, brought snakes onstage, and worst of all, he had a woman's name! It was cool to like Cooper because it was subversive, but the songs were good, too. Some years later, it became clear that he was a serious musician who had a great hook for the time, and was a regular guy underneath the makeup. When he made enough money to move to a ritzy neighborhood, he became great friends and played golf with neighbors like Groucho Marx and Glen Campbell

Mike Erskine-Kellie relates a golf outing in this animation from the view of a cranky old man who still sees Cooper as the demon singer that first grabbed the spotlight. Contains some NSFW language. (via Nag on the Lake

Death Toll


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When Donald Trump was first elected, I said he was going to get us all killed. The death toll of his first administration is hard to pin down, as it mainly consists of otherwise preventable COVID deaths in 2020 due to his mishandling of the pandemic. In his second term, we have two American citizens in Minnesota, 32 in immigration detention, around 150 in boats in the Caribbean, nearly a hundred in Venezuela, and only God know how many in Africa due to the loss of USAID. But with the new war, the killing goes into high gear. The graphic above is already outdated because we now know six American troops have been killed so far. 

Most of these deaths are easy to ignore because they aren't Americans, but you'll never convince me that God loves them any less than He loves me and my people, or that these people love their children any less than I love mine. Meanwhile, Trump launched the war in the middle of a fundraising gala at Mar-a-Lago. Things are not going to get better from here. 

Mittens



(via Fark)

Unheard of Instruments in the Saxophone Family



Have you ever seen a slide saxophone? Or a Conn-o-sax? Those are just a few of the rare saxophones in the collection of Dr. Paul Cohen, who plays, writes about, and collects unusual saxophones. Here he gives a tour of his instruments to saxophone players from the United States Army Field Band. The saxes range from tiny little things to the huge 6.5-foot contrabass sax that will make your chest rattle. Dr. Cohen even has some custom-made and one-of-a-kind instruments, such as the saxophone with no keys that you play in the manner of a bugle. You could make an entire band out of saxophones! (via Metafilter)


Kindergarten Weather Report



Carden Corts got a kindergarten assignment to make a weather forecast video. His dad, Charlie Corts, who works in video production, helped a little. It's adorable, but wait until the subject shifts to spring break for things to really heat up! Kindergarten teachers don't grade on a curve, do they? Even without the awesome video effects, six-year-old Carden does a great job doing the weather. That kid is going places. Like reddit, where his uncle posted this video



Deflection

(cartoon Michael de Adder) #trump #iran #epstein

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— Wolf Hour (@wolfhour.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 11:05 AM