Paranoia

Click to the right to advance the comic, and all will become clear. This story is from Deogie. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

Obi-Wan

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Zamboni Driver Wins Hockey Game

In the sport of hockey, the goaltender is a unique position, requiring such a particular set of skills that a team cannot just substitute another player. Teams keep two goalies ready, and also a designated emergency backup, an experienced amateur, on the off chance that their two goalies are injured. Saturday night, the Carolina Hurricanes saw both their goalies injured, and called up 42-year-old Zamboni driver David Ayres to fill in. He made eight saves on ten shots to help the team defeat the Toronto Maple Leafs. A good time was had by all. (via reddit)

Whiskers

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Wendy's Grill Skills

A training film from 1989 includes a song about how to grill a Wendy's burger just so. (via reddit)

Tweet of the Day

Improvised behavioural mimicry is intelligent by any standards, I'd say.
from https://t.co/V9rw4gHpOm pic.twitter.com/gj6TVByjxr

— John R. Hutchinson (@JohnRHutchinson) February 19, 2020

Hello! (via Everlasting Blort)

Bloody Mary Time

(via Bad Newspaper)

Happy Birthday

(via reddit)

King Cake

Last year, when I was working at a grocery store during Carnival season, we were mandated to make king cakes, but the required decorations did not arrive until May. We also sold Pączkis, but a six-week supply arrived two days before Ash Wednesday.

Leftovers

Such logical thinking, but it still doesn't make kids eat. This comic is from Nathan Pyle's Strange Planet.

Late

(via Pleated-Jeans)

Why Do We Drive on Parkways and Park on Driveways?

It's a common joke on English usage: Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Leave it to the guys from Today I Found Out to take the question seriously and do the research to answer it. Simon Whistler explains where those various words came from.

Tanzi

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Ormie the Pig

Ormie wants a cookie. There's a reason we put cookies up on top of the refrigerator -so little pigs can't get them! Ormie does have his own Facebook page, though.

Tweet of the Day

MISS THING SNAPPED pic.twitter.com/r4Sn7CvrIi

— mic 𖤐 (@sliccmic) February 14, 2020

(via Buzzfeed)

Real Estate

Before and after you move somewhere else. (via Bad Newspaper)

Conventions

(via reddit)

Diabetes

How do you pronounces diabetes? Is it diabeettus or diabeetees? Behold the tug-of-war between Wilford Brimley and some doctor on TV. Brimley was put back into the spotlight earlier this month when people noticed the resemblance between him and the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs.

Ellie, no. I am the “diabeetus” guy. https://t.co/ZsJrviWrwT

— Wilford Brimley (@RealWilfordB) February 3, 2020

(via Metafilter)

Winter Weather

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ALONE: Stormtrooper on the Run

This fan film takes place just after Return of the Jedi. A surviving stormtrooper finds himself isolated on the forest moon of Endor. Is he communicating with surviving Empire forces, or are the voices all in his head? (via Geeks Are Sexy)