Saturday, March 14, 2026

Instructions



Someone once told me that the most useless worker gets assigned to write the instructions while everyone else does something important. No one proofreads. Then they just run whatever nonsense he comes up with through a machine translation. (via reddit

Life in a Jar



This looks a little like the kind of experiment you do in 6th grade, but it never works because your mother threw it out or it started stinking and your mother made you throw it out. Nestor of HabitatForge does a lot of work with natural aquariums, so he is the kind of person who could keep a jar of water alive for a month. For this jar, he collected mud and water from a temporary rain puddle, the kind that's here today and gone tomorrow. You know, the kind your dog drinks from. That jar was nevertheless full of life! After the mud settled, we get a closeup look at the variety of creatures that thrived in the tiny ecosystem, along with algae that turned it green. He can't identify all the species confidently enough to tell us, yet I'm surprised at how many he knows. 


Happy Pi Day!



It's 3/14! Seriously, I prefer to call it Pie Day, but math nerds will use it to argue tau. Find the jokes related to this chart in the comments at reddit. For more math, check out the Joy of Pi

Computer Life



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Medieval Killer Rabbits



Illustrated medieval manuscripts are full of funny animals, rabbits more than any other. Well, bunnies are easier to draw than humans, but why are they armed? Because it's funny! Yes, there's more to it than that, as Peter Austin explains. There's a two-minute ad at 2:07.

Brother

(via Cat-Shaming)

Walk Away

James Gang from 1971. This song reminds me of when I had a crush on a bass player in a local band, and this was one of the few songs he sang for them when I was in high school. I eventually married him.  

Dr. Zeuss



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— Marti Lawrence (@marti-l.bsky.social) March 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM

Friday, March 13, 2026

Mythbusting



From 1911. (via Undine)

TV Dinner



Simon just wants to watch a game on TV, but the cat wants dinner. I have three cats just like this. It's a good thing I don't watch games on TV!


Eloquence



The Shape of Paris



Pro skater Andy Anderson takes a tour of Paris. That description seems way too straightforward. Sure, he's impressive, and finds infinite opportunities for complex tricks in the city, but Paris has never looked so beautiful. Brett Novak's cinematography is off the charts and will make you want to book your tickets. There are aerial shots, looming architecture, and landscape vistas, but most of what you see is from ground level as if you are actually there. Even the rain cannot dampen the mood. The Shape of Paris not only appeals to skateboarding enthusiasts, but anyone who wants a beautiful and soothing look at Paris. (via Nag on the Lake

USA



(Thanks, John!)

Disclosure Day Trailer



A new movie about aliens making contact with us? That happens all the time. It hits different when you say it's a new movie by Steven Spielberg about aliens making contact with us. Indeed, some of the images in this trailer for Disclosure Day will remind you of Close Encounters of the Third Kind from 1977 or E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial from 1982. Just how much has Spielberg thought about alien contact in those 40+ years? 

Disclosure Day was written by Spielberg, based on an original idea by Spielberg, and is directed by Spielberg. John Williams does the music. The trailer gives us little actual plot (good), and more of a feel for what we're in store for. Disclosure Day opens nationwide on June 12. 

Miss Cellania's Links

In the game What's My ΔE(OK) JND? you are given two colors at a time, and your job is to find the line between them. The first ten are very easy, but the rounds get harder after that as the color pairs become more similar. (via Metafilter)  

Meet Dementia Donnie. The latest from Tom the Dancing Bug. 

How to feed a bunch of baby goats. (via Everlasting Blort

She called 911 for an ambulance. They found her body six weeks later. (via Damn Interesting

The story of the woman at the well. Yes, it's a sermon, but a really good one. 

8 in 10 AI chatbots were regularly willing to assist users in planning violent attacks including school shootings, religious bombings, and high-profile assassinations. (via kottke

The origin and uses for clinker bricks

Don’t lick that cold metal pole in winter—if you do, don’t panic. A serious scientific study on "tundra tongue." (via Metafilter) 

DOGE Staffer Tasked with Eliminating 'DEI' Grants Struggles to Define DEI in Awkward Deposition Video. Oh, he knows, but the truth is awful. (via Fark

Good Luck Out There



(via Fark)

Finally, a Good use for Fidget Spinners



Kaplamino, an artist who has a slanted table and plenty of free time, harnessed the power of fidget spinners for this chain reaction marble run. Ten of them made the grade, and they do multiple clever tricks in this video. 
Yes I bought 50 fidget spinners just to do it, don't judge me :(
I hear you can get them pretty cheap these days. (via reddit)


Before Paper and Scissors



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— M Dv-us (@drdvus.bsky.social) March 7, 2026 at 9:55 AM