Sunday, September 13, 2026

Larry

She found it alright, Larry. She just didn't bring it back to you. (via Bad Newspaper)

Those Giant Balls on Power Lines



When I first saw a power line with a giant red ball in the middle, I thought it might be a prank. But then I saw more of them, and asked my father what they were for. He, being like Calvin's dad, made something up on the spot. "That's in case the wire falls, so they can find them." Not all the wires had them, so I took that answer to mean he didn't know. I was used to Dad's shenanigans by then. 

So today we get the real answer. The YouTube account Simple Things - Surprising Histories had a minute-long intro, so I was afraid we'd have to watch the whole thing to get the answer, but the narrator gets right to the point after that. These are called aerial marker balls. Then he tells the story of how those balls came about in the first place. They aren't as old as I had thought. (via Laughing Squid

Flowers



(Thanks, WTM!)

The Ten Commandments of Cracker Barrel



I believe Matt Mitchell has been to Cracker Barrel a few times. If there's a Cracker Barrel near you, you already know most of these rules, but he expands on them for your entertainment. 

My church congregation never goes to Cracker Barrel on Sunday because of the crowd. But if we get together for a birthday lunch on a weekday, fine. Yes, I always get breakfast. Everyone knows that their gift shop is way overpriced because they cater to wealthy retired women on vacation who will buy anything for their grandchildren. But because I know this, I shop there for Christmas gifts that my circle won't see at Walmart. They have weird things that will appeal to a giftee's idiosyncrasies -and pralines. The golf tee game is still there, but you always have to grab some tees from an empty table because yours is missing a few. I didn't know about the stars on the server's aprons, possibly because no employee stays a year at my local restaurant, but that was the only thing that was new to me.  
  

Treadmill

(via Fark)

Trevor’s Favorite Toy



Trevor Noah spills the beans to his audience during a commercial break about his favorite childhood toy. It's way funnier than you'd think.

The Key is Stuck

If you live on the internet, it stands to reasons that you eat at your computer. Surely, there's some way you can nosh a few inches away from you desk and still reach the keyboard when you really need to! I know you use the mouse a lot more than the keyboard. But if you can't manage that, you should shake the crumbs out a little more often. This comic is from Julian at Pretends to be Drawing. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

Saturday, September 12, 2026

Catnip Vendor



From 1909. (via Undine)

Sidewalk Sign

(via Bad Menu)

The Black Castle



The 1952 gothic horror film The Black Castle features Boris Karloff and Lon Chaney, Jr. The story is not all that supernatural, but is full of evil people in a murderous plot set against the background of the horrors of colonial Africa. It earned great reviews for a B-movie, and in some ways is more chilling than atomic monsters and aliens. (Thanks, WTM!) 


Taxidermy



Socialism



Harry Truman had a hard time as the 33rd president of the US. He tried to enact a lot of reforms, but was opposed by a Republican congress for most of them. He had to use an executive order to desegregate the military. Truman had an easier way internationally, as he oversaw the Marshall Plan to rebuild Europe after World War II and initiated the Berlin Airlift. He was instrumental in the founding of NATO. But he will always be known as the president who deployed the first and only two nuclear bombs as weapons. Sure, it ended World War II, but it also ushered in the nuclear age and a 40-year Cold War. Oh yeah, and there was the Korean War. This quote is from 1952. 
 
In 2026, when anyone brings up socialism, I have to tell them it's a meaningless word now (like "woke"), since everyone has their own definition and you can't change their minds. Yeah, I'm surrounded by conservatives.  

Rebuilding the World Trade Center



Somewhere, probably packed away with my college work, is a picture of me atop the original 1 World Trade Center in 1979. It was once the tallest building in the world, for about a year until the Sears Tower was completed. I returned to that site in 2006, when there was still plenty of rubble, five years after the 9/11 terrorist attacks. St. Paul's Chapel across the street was still displaying the tributes and memorials sent in from all over the world. Returning in 2008, most of the rubble was gone, and the site was a very large hole. 

But since then, the World Trade Center is being reborn. The original seven buildings have been replaced by four skyscrapers (to eventually become six) plus a memorial fountain, a museum, a church, a performing arts center, and a transportation terminal. The new One World Trade Center skyscraper opened in 2013, but construction on the rest of the complex is ongoing. In this time lapse video, you'll see the progress through 2026. 
  

Marching Orders

(via Fark)

Baby Rhino Wants to Play



Akeno the greater one-horned rhino was born at the Chester Zoo in England. He's reached the age where he's full of energy and wants to play all the time! That means even when his mother is exhausted and just wants to rest. It's the same for moms of many species. (via Laughing Squid)

Horses

Sure, she's seen horses before. She's also been on road trips, and she knows how it's supposed to be done. This comic is from Chris Hallbeck at Maximumble.

Friday, September 11, 2026

His Best Side

What's the Worst Thing to Say on a First Date?


    
I've been posting videos of comedian Zach Anner since he first went viral in 2010. Today I found out that Anner got married this past June, to Karlee Currin. The wedding pictures are here, here, and here. In this video, they relate the story of their first date, in which Anner says the worst thing anyone can say on a first date. Lucky for both of them, it didn't spoil their future together. 
      
     

Brain Just Like Potato


(via Stupidest)

A Fighter Pilot Scrambled on 9/11



Of the four airliners hijacked on 9/11, United Airlines Flight 93 was the one that was delayed, so that the passengers became aware of what was going on that day. They knew the plane was doomed to crash into another target. The passengers stormed the cockpit and caused the plane to crash in Shanksville, Pennsylvania, instead of the target, which some involved claimed to have been the US Capitol Building. All 44 passengers and crew, plus the hijackers, died that day. But the Air National Guard was on the way to do the same thing. Heather “Lucky” Penney piloted one of those aircraft that day. Since her jet was unarmed, she would have to crash into the airliner. Penney was ready to die, but didn't, and has spent the last 25 years working to make sure that an event like that never happens again.