Sunday, July 31, 2022

Delayed Reaction



Hip-Hop Tango



Can you mix modern hip-hop music with ballroom dancing? A video of Sara Grdan and Ivan Terrazas has gone viral because they do just that. Watch them dance a sultry tango to Eminem's song "Lose Yourself." It's more than just finding a beat; they incorporate modern dance elements seamlessly into the choreography. I can imagine trying this and getting my feet hopelessly tangled, while they make those intricate moves look simple yet beautiful. (via Digg)

Calculus

The sign is at MIT. (via NeatoPicto)

Everybody Loves Freya



If you hang around the ports of Oslo, Norway, this summer, you might encounter a large, destructive walrus lounging on a boat as she would an ice floe. This is Freya, and she's become a star in Norway. Everyone loves Freya, except owners of small boats that can't handle her weight, estimated to be up to 1500 pounds. Freya is 1,200 miles south of the nearest walrus herds this time of year, and wildlife officials don't know why she is so far away from her normal hunting grounds. People are coming from all over to see her, but are warned to keep their distance. While Freya may be a gentle soul, she is dangerous to people as well as boats because of her weight. (via Metafilter)


Regional Cuisine



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Pass the Wine



We've come to expect the most ridiculous Rube Goldberg contraptions from Joseph Herscher of Joseph's Machines, but this one takes the cake. In many of the stunts, nothing happens that would advance the sequence the first time around, but maybe the second or third time around. In some places, you are sure you knoew what's going to happen, but you are wrong. And then you find yourself becoming more invested in one little piece instead of the overall process, like wondering when that wine glass is going to break, or worrying about the welfare of that mouse. Joseph gets his wine in about four minutes, after wrecking the entire table. The rest is Patreon credits. (via reddit)


Grandpa



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Black-Footed Cat Kittens Play with Crickets



Zoos find themselves in the strange position of buying animals for other animals. In this case, the Philadelphia Zoo got a shipment of live crickets for the Black-footed Cat kittens to play with. They’ve grown a lot since we last saw them, and now are almost as big as their mother! Drogon, Viserion, and Rhaegal are three months old now.

It seems weird to call them Black-footed Cat kittens, instead of just Black-footed kittens. But “Black-footed Cat” is the species. It’s like saying “Sand Cat cubs” instead of just Sand cubs. But wait- at what point do you classifying wild cats as cubs instead of kittens? Black-footed cats are smaller than domestic cats, but they are still wildcats! And Sand Cats are almost as small. (via Uproxx)

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Saturday, July 30, 2022

Combo Business



If Home Buying Ads Were Honest



The latest installment in Cracked's Honest Ad series is about buying your own home. This video mocks every part of a home buying experience, from real estate agents who don't know what they are doing to the TV shows that make it look easy. But what Roger is really carping about in this video is the system that prevents people from being able to buy homes they can afford.



Emotional Watermelon

(via The Chive)

Whale Shark Approaches Fishermen for Help



We must be careful about assigning human motives to animals, especially fish. However, whale sharks are known to interact with humans occasionally, and this fellow had a good reason to approach a fishing boat. The shark had a rope wrapped around its midsection. The fishermen drew the shark close enough to saw the rope loose, and lovingly told the whale shark to take off. The whale shark even seems to wave to them as it realizes the rope is gone. (via reddit)


Glasses



Cats Do The Wizard of Oz

Cats love the classics, especially The Wizard of Oz. Continue reading to see them act out the best parts of the movie!

Bug Spray Ad



A Japanese TV ad for Kincho bug spray starring Korean ponchak singer Epaksa. (via Bits and Pieces)

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Friday, July 29, 2022

Tomato Theft



My daughter had all of her tomatoes stolen last week. We suspect rabbits. Maybe groundhogs. Terrapins are bad for this, but they are easy to catch in the act. (via Bad Newspaper)

Famous Wedding Show



Norwegian dance crew The Quick Style show off their stuff. Not only do they have skillful and varied moves and choreography, they illustrate the joy of movement wonderfully. In other words, this video is fun! (via Metafilter)


Liquor Store Sign

(via reddit)

Cats Can Sleep Through Almost Anything



While it appears that Oscar is dead to the world, there's a part of his brain that is still working, filtering the sounds around him into important sounds and unimportant sounds. Paul Klusman titled this video Cat Audio Filtration Technology, as you would expect an engineer to do. (via Laughing Squid)

Chris



The Uphill Slide



This slide with a ball bearing is an optical illusion, and no, t's not just filmed sideways. Struck Duck, who made this illusion, has an Etsy store https://www.etsy.com/shop/StruckDuck where you can buy this and other illusions. Or if you have a 3D printer, you can buy the STL files and make your own. (via Digg)

Miss Cellania's Links

10 Inventions That Changed Food History.  Read or listen to the list in a video at the same link.

Yes, There’s A Reason Why You Cry On Your Birthday Every Year. It doesn't have to be this way. (via Digg)

Seeing double: Near-identical films that came out at the same time.  (via Metafilter)

A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at January 6. The latest from Tom the Dancing Bug.

Painless Parker, the Showman Dentist.

Turning Dead Spiders into Grabbing Tools.

How Lactose-Tolerance Evolved So Quickly. It's not necessary for human survival, but it happened to Europeans.  

Applying Gypsum Wallboard in the 1950s.

Modern Surgery is Nothing Short of a Miracle. A lot of patients died to get us where we are today. (via Damn Interesting)

Bed



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Inglorious Fruits and Vegetables



While the price of fresh fruits and vegetables goes up, vendors regularly toss out tons of produce because it’s not pretty. Perfectly good food in irregular shapes, sizes, and colors, is too often just wasted. French grocery chain Intermarché began a program of buying those “unacceptable” fruits and vegetables and selling them to the public -for 30% below regular prices! They call these products “Inglorious Fruits and Vegetables.” Shoppers get a bargain, and much less of their crops are wasted. I would love to buy ugly but fresh fruit at a 30% discount, instead of the way I do it now: saving 30% because the pretty fruit is overripe and about to rot. (via Viral Viral Videos)

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An unexpected but lovely outcome. My mother divided things between my brother and me by one of us cutting it and the other selecting his share. That's supposed to encourage equal division, but I always let my brother do the cutting because he was younger and not that good at equal division. Things change when you have kids.

Thursday, July 28, 2022

Retail Math



Gun Regulations Actually Becomes More Lax After Mass Shootings



We think that nothing happens after a mass shooting. New federal gun safety laws are proposed, but don't pass, and then are forgotten until the next time. But when you look at the state level, things are happening, and those thing are sometimes frightening. (via Digg)



Dollar General Store



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A Good Day Through the Eyes of a Cat



A cat with a camera goes about his day wandering the countryside doing important cat things. This one has a lot of friends, as he encounters all kinds of cats along the way. They greet each other, chat a little, and go on their way. Experts tell us that cats don't meow around other cats, only around people, but these cats are quite vocal with each other. Maybe they picked that up from living with people, I don't know. Our POV cat gets excited when seeing a bird, a hole someone else has dug, and places to jump into. All in all, we can assume he had a good day. (via reddit)



People



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This Dollhouse is a "Punk Rock Flophouse"



Haley Herrington of Calgary, Alberta, is a set painter for TV and movie productions. She came across an unopened 1981 dollhouse kit. Instead of recreating the house as it was pictured on the box, Herrington made it into a ...slum of sorts. She calls it a "punk rock flophouse," but a better description would be a drug den. She entered the house into the crafts competition at the Calgary Stampede, where she won two first place ribbons! The judges were impressed with the unique idea, and by the incredible realistic details in the tiny rooms, no matter how disgusting they were. (via Boing Boing)


Toonah



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Cat Uses Water Cooler



This is why we don’t have a bubbler water cooler in our house. The towel on the floor is a clue that these folks have just figured out where all that spillage is coming from. Peaches the cat has figured out how to entertain herself by making her own waterfall! (via Neatorama)

Since I first posted this, we have acquired a cat fountain, though. It's not a mess at all.

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Wednesday, July 27, 2022

So is Poor Spelling



The Giant Festival Dragon



Almost every town has a festival, and its theme is important to drawing tourists. Who wouldn't want to attend a dragon-slaying festival? It happens every August in the town of Furth im Wald, Germany, for more than 400 years now. They re-enact a classical dragon tale, with a huge dragon, once operated by people, then mechanical. Now they have an 11-tonne remote-control robot dragon! The dragon is named Tradinno, and for a while it held the record for the world's largest robot. Tom Scott gets a look at the dragon ahead of the festival.

Guinea Pig Tricks



We are impressed when a dog learns a complicated sequence of tricks for an agility competition or freestyle dancing. But Coco is a guinea pig that will give them a run for the money! The above video shows off many of the tricks Coco has learned to do for his owner, Gwen Ford. And now Coco is a Guinness World Record holder! The Abyssinian guinea pig from North Carolina broke the record for the most tricks performed by a guinea pig in a minute, at 16 tricks. Since Coco knows about 70 tricks, he and Ford worked out a couple of dozen that could be done quickly in sequence for the world record stunt. (via Boing Boing)

Social Distancing



The Most Deadly Virus Ever



If you were to guess the deadliest virus on earth, the odds are good that you'd guess rabies. The only reason you wouldn't is because you don't think of rabies as something that would affect you or someone you love. We've done a pretty good job in isolating people from the Rabies lyssa virus, by living in houses, having our animals vaccinated, and using vaccine treatment immediately upon being bitten by an animal. Gothgrrl, who is a veterinary student, has been vaccinated, thank God. But lyssa is still a deadly virus because it works its way around your immune system. If it gets to the brain without treatment, you're a goner. And it's a horrible way to die. Kurzgesagt explains how lyssa works inside one's body, whether that body belongs to a wild animal or a person. This video is only nine minutes long; the rest is an ad.  

Miss Cellania's Links

The 15 Weirdest Moments in the History of Barbie.

Why We Wouldn't Want to Eat the Lovely Smell of Rain.

Oklahoma Threatens Librarians: ‘Don’t Use the Word Abortion.’ (via Wonkette

The First Exercise Machines. They were built on solid principles that gyms still use today. 

50 pictures that are accidental photographic illusions. Make that 49 accidental illusions and one at the very bottom that is a real deliberate illusion.
 
Monarch Butterflies are Now on the Endangered List. 

Fossil of ‘earliest animal predator’ is named after David Attenborough. (via Damn Interesting

Los Angeles, Home of the Dingbats.

The Magic of Baking Soda. You can use it in the kitchen for a lot more than baking.    

The Facts of Life



(via Fark)

Introduction of the Fallout Shelter Sign



A public service announcement from 1963. You can read the complete history of the fallout shelter sign at Conelrad Adjacent. (via Nag on the Lake)

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Tuesday, July 26, 2022

The Crime of Being Hot



This reminds me of a billboard in my town that says "Your wife is hot! Get her some air conditioning!" (via Bad Newspaper)

Joni Mitchell at the Newport Folk Festival



Legendary songwriter and performer Joni Mitchell made her first concert appearance in 20 years at the Newport Folk Festival this past weekend. She joined Brandi Carlisle and friends for a full set of songs that you'll find linked at Metafilter.


Warning: Incoming Pun



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Social Etiquette: Britain vs. America


In his latest video, Laurence Brown contrasts how Brits and Yanks do social occasions. The subject came up after the viral discovery that families in Sweden don't find it necessary to include guests in their meals. Brown says that varies from home to home in Britain. The joke used to be that if someone offers to serve British food to you, you should run away. But since Brown has moved to the US, the British national cuisine has shifted to takeout curry, so the old jokes about awful English food have faded away. Still, he has a lot of wry observances about how Americans and the British differ in the way we socialize around food and drink.

Sharpie



This Batter



Baseball players push the envelope when they can, but that will eventually lead to new rules. Observe Japanese high school batter Ko Yamaguchi playing in their national tournament. He makes no effort to swing, but instead does everything possible to draw a pitching violation. He crouches to shrink the strike zone, he wobbles back and forth, and he changes hands for each pitch. Yamaguchi eventually gets on base by being hit by pitch, which we suspect was his goal all along. Sportswriter Larry Brown dubbed Yamaguchi "the most annoying batter of all time." (via Boing Boing)


Is This Some Sick Joke?



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Save the Country



The Fifth Dimension from 1968.

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He shows us how simple it is, then proceeds to do something incredibly complicated with it. (via Everlasting Blort)

Monday, July 25, 2022

Scott Saves the World



A Case of Poetry

(via reddit)

Satisfactory

(via The Chive)

Hospital Cat Greets Patients



Bea was pretty much raised in a veterinary hospital after she was brought in as a stray kitten. She just liked it there so much, they let her stay! Bea and her assistant Peggy now run the place (in their minds) as they greet every new patient. Cats, dogs, pigs, goats, chickens, it doesn't matter, they get the welcome treatment from Bea. (via Fark)

Miss Cellania's Links

The Finalists of the 2022 Pet Comedy Photography Awards.

Mary Edwards Walker and the Queer Suffragists Who Changed History.

The Video Game Stray is a Hit with Cats! Reports are coming in from all over of cats who follow the stray on the screen, even to the point of imitating its actions.

Veltini: The Velveeta Martini.

The Mystery of Bessie Little's Death. The trial hinged on the question of whether someone could shoot themselves in the head twice. (via Strange Company)

Penguins May Find It Genetically Difficult to Survive Climate Change. (via Damn Interesting)   

For The Love Of God, Do Not Make Your Wedding Guests Use Puppets For The Entire Event. We may have reached peak wedding nonsense.

MCU Phase Five Releases Announced. And Phase Six!

These 28 Modern Wash Basins are Works of Art. You have to wonder how hard they are to clean.

Four_Way Split



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Disney Princess War



You have to admit that some Disney Princesses are more badass than others. Which ones are well illustrated in this sequence from Robot Chicken (sure, you could easily guess which princesses would hold a gun backward). Honestly, who in their right mind would think you could possibly put this many young ladies of royalty in one room and not expect it to get extremely catty in no time? It’s a good thing this was written before Frozen, because a war like this would be over in a second if one of the participants actually had superpowers! (via Geeks Are Sexy)

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Sunday, July 24, 2022

Forklift Operator



AI Illustrates Goodnight Moon



Goodnight Moon is a bestselling children's book that is supposed to be soothing for young children, but some parents found it creepy. The book was written in 1947, but somehow I never heard of it until about ten years ago, when my kids were already teenagers. I suppose my parents found it too simplistic. They only bought me books they liked, which meant all of Dr. Seuss.  

Joris Bax used the text-to-image artificial intelligence program Midjourney to generate illustrations for the book. The collection was so creepy he had to use a voice changer and a creepy soundtrack behind them. The result is a real nightmare that no child should have to endure. (via reddit)

Deep Question



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It's So Hot, the Squirrels are Splooting


"Splooting" is a legitimate term for animal behavior. It means the act of lying belly-down and stretching out the limbs. Dogs, cats, rabbits, and other animals sploot for a nice stretch or to cool themselves off against the cooler floor or ground. So many squirrels in Texas have started splooting that people are noticing it. These squirrels aren't necessarily dead, or even near death. It's just a technique for cooling their midsection. In other news, it's hot enough out there for people to be surprised at how animals deal with it. (via Fark

The "Perfect" License Plate



There's an internet saying that no matter what the subject is, there's an xkcd comic for the occasion. A Virginia license plate was posted at reddit, so this rather old comic was pulled out as a response. 
 


You have to wonder whether the comic inspired the vanity plate. Credit to Randall Munroe at xkcd.

17th Century



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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever



The first teaser trailer for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever was revealed at Comic Con yesterday. It is quite epic. Every frame looks like a work of art. Wakanda is beautiful. Everyone is in mourning for T'Challa. Queen Ramonda is stretched to her limit. A baby is born. A war is on. Someone wears the Black Panther suit. Watch it in full screen mode.

Director Ryan Coogler credited the late Chadwick Boseman for the love and effort the cast and crew put into this sequel. “I promise you, I feel his hand on me right now,” he said. Black Panther: Wakanda Forever opens in theaters November 11.


Not My Cat



(via Fark)

Nuclear Blast



A song from the game Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel, sung by Craig Stuart Garfinkle. The lyrics are at the YouTube page.

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All my cats and dogs over time have loved babies, whether they were human infants, puppies, or kittens. They are not so happy about new adults of any species. (Thanks, WTM!)

Saturday, July 23, 2022

Teach 'em Young



We Will Rock You

This was recorded during a Queen concert in Montreal in 1981. It's not the radio version.


Giant Walking Eye

Can't Help But Wonder



Food Delivery from the Customer's Perspective



Ryan George acts out what it's like getting food delivered through an app like Grubhub, DoorDash, or Uber Eats. He may be exaggerating just a little. Yeah, it's a bit pricey, I've heard. But these services also offer work for delivery people. No vetting, no contract, no training, and local shifts are snapped up immediately (it's gig work, after all), so a friend of mine drove to the next town for a shift just to try it out. Made $3 in pay that night, plus a $5 tip, which barely covered his gas. So where do all those fees go? You guessed it- investors. But only after the startup folks get their salaries. (via Digg)


Frank



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Friday, July 22, 2022

Blackbird



Enjoy a thoroughly entrancing a cappella version of the Beatles' "Blackbird" sung by the Swedish quintet The Real Group. (via Boing Boing)

Eel



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Ectoplasm



This comedy collaboration between Droodle and Joel Haver brings up some questions about our modern conception of ghosts. The original idea of ghosts is that of disembodied souls who wander the earth due to unfinished business. As such, they can be pretty scary. But they have no corporeal form. They can't lift a finger to actually do anything to us, so why are we scared of them? Yeah, yeah, I know- a ghost's abilities are defined by the needs of a ghost story's plot. In this video, we have an everyday conversation about the ghost's abilities that seem to be suspiciously convenient as far as cleaning goes. (via Geeks are Sexy)
 

How to Make Friends



Aww, after all, he's there because he's admitted to himself that he doesn't know how to make friends. At least he's willing to learn. And maybe he will someday. This comic is from dinosandcomics. (via Geeks are Sexy)

Miss Cellania's Links

40 Hilarious Moments When People Mistook Something For Being Paranormal.

What’s the Biggest Bird in the World? 

Maulings, Scaldings, and Murder in Yellowstone National Park. (Thanks, Anonymnous!)

Some tense moments, and a happy ending.

When Authorities Dunked Outspoken Women in Water.

The Tour de Turtles Marathon. And the juvenile who overcame multiple tumors to compete. (via Fark)

Here’s Why So Many Republicans Just Backed Marriage Equality.

The Extreme Sport of Mensur. Technically, you can't call Mensur a sport, because there's no way to win, even though it is an offshoot of sword fighting or fencing.

A Souvenir of Florida.


Chaotic Neutral



Ray Harryhausen Mixed Monsters and Actors the Old Fashioned Way



Ray Harryhausen didn't invent stop-motion animation, but he advanced the technique so much that his name has become forever intertwined with the art of stop-motion. Harryhausen pioneered techniques for mixing stop-motion skeletons, dinosaurs, and monsters with live-action actors. It was not any easy thing to accomplish without computers. Harryhausen had to line up all his shots by hand and time then frame-by-frame to get what he wanted. The finished product was a mind-blowing and surreal experience for the audience. (via Laughing Squid)


Must Be a Cat



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80-odd Years of Happy



Residents and staff of the Diana Isaac Retirement Village in Christchurch, New Zealand, dance to Pharrell William’s song “Happy.” This is special. These folks know what happiness is. (via Neatorama)

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Thursday, July 21, 2022

Ground Beef

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves



The trailer for the new Dungeons & Dragons movie dropped today at San Diego Comic Con. Yeah, there was a trilogy of D&D movies a few years back, but they were so bad that the third one never made it to theaters. But now a new film is taking on the tabletop role-playing game, serving as a reboot to the franchise. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves has a star-studded cast, plus you'll see all kinds of D&D touchstones for those in the know. Reaction among gamers around the internet is cautious, however. It's hard to tell the quality of a story from a two-minute trailer, and they've been burned before. (via Metafilter)


Ex-Employee




Since he's no longer an employee, he should charge a consulting fee. Those are enormous. Kudos for the use of "bless your heart." (via reddit)

Jealous Frog is Green with Envy



Piyo has lots of frogs, but Ruri Green Frog loves Piyo very much, to the point of wanting to eat her up. When Piyo tries to take a video of another frog, Ruri is so jealous that she/he videobombs the project in a most spectacular way. Ruri makes his/her feelings very clear! It's really cute. (via Metafilter)

Rachel and Mike



Miss Cellania's Links

 

Inside the Mind-Boggling World of the Antiquities Theft Task Force. The best interview I've read this year. (via Metafilter

The 50 Greatest Fictional Deaths Ever. (via Fark, where you'll find plenty of other contenders)  

The Hotel-Spirit. Bringing back a grand American institution could transform society.  (via Digg)

Lucky Ducky solves inflation. The latest from Tom the Dancing Bug.

How Aerosmith and Run DMC's "Walk This Way" Forever Altered the Landscape of American Music.

An Old TV Cabinet Makes a Delightful Cat Bed.

Norway's 2019 Death Diving Championship. Contains NSFW language, diving. (via Digg)

Arizona communities would 'collapse' without cheap prison labor, corrections director says. (via TYWKIWDBI)

Five Scenes We Are Glad Were Cut from Classic Movies.

Judging



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