Oh yeah, there was also a ground-breaking children's educational show called Sesame Street, which featured the Muppets. That sorta passed me by, since I was already in school. I once married a younger man who thought I had endured a deprived childhood because I didn't have Sesame Street to teach me how to read and count.
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Lets start with some music to set the mood.
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(Scene: it is the episode of The Muppet Show with Dizzy Gillespie; a male pig lies on the operating table.)
And now, Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
NURSE PIGGY: *yawn*
PATIENT: Miss Piggy, I'm back and you've got to know I love you, I love you, I love you!
NURSE PIGGY: Oh, only three times? Last week you loved me four times!
PATIENT: I been sick.
DR. BOB: Hey, just a minute. Are you back? I've already taken out your appendix and your tonsils. What's the matter now?
PATIENT: Dr. Bob, I love Miss Piggy!
DR. BOB: I see. Prepare the patient for brain surgery!
NURSE PIGGY: (angrily) Watch it, Dr. Bob. This patient has good taste!
DR. BOB: Oh yeah? Then why does he have me for a doctor?
NURSE JANICE: Brain surgery...are you serious, Dr. Bob?
DR. BOB: No, I'm Comical Dr. Bob. Serious Dr. Bob was my brother, the comedian.
NURSE PIGGY: You had a brother who was a comedian?
DR. BOB: Well, I did until he fell into a vat of molten optical glass.
PATIENT: What happened?
DR. BOB: He made a spectacle of himself! Okay, okay, this week we will take out the patient's snew.
NURSE PIGGY: What snew?
DR. BOB: Nothin'. What'snew with you?
NURSE JANICE: Ew! That's an old joke.
DR. BOB: Yeah, well it's new to me!
PATIENT: Hey, hey, Miss Piggy, please tell me you love me, because we've gotta stop meetin' like this.
NURSE PIGGY: Why?
PATIENT: I'm running out of vital organs!
So we come to the end of another Veterinarian's Hospital. Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say:
DR. BOB: Prepare for surgery!
NURSE PIGGY: Dr. Bob, are you really going to remove his brain?
DR. BOB: No, something much more vital than that.
NURSE PIGGY: You mean...
DR. BOB: Yes, his wallet!
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You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
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