Thursday, September 07, 2023

UFOs Emerging From a Volcano

Popocatépetl is an active volcano in Mexico. A webcam in Tianguismanalco, Puebla, is trained on it 24/7. Footage from that webcam taken on August 24 shows a fleet of spacecraft launching from the peak of the volcano in a line. Where are they going- back to the mothership or exoplanet where they came from? Or are they assembling to conquer earth? Maybe we should investigate the volcanic crater for the crystal skulls they may have left behind!

Yeah, there's a perfectly reasonable explanation, although it probably won't make you feel better. The lines we see "coming out" of the volcano are passing Starlink satellites from SpaceX. The angle at which they are flying make it seem as if they are coming out of Popocatépetl's peak. Starlink, Elon Musk's global communications system, has more than 4,500 satellites in low earth orbit now, and there are plans to push that to 42,000 satellites eventually. That's scarier than the thought of UFOs in a volcano, because it's true. (via Boing Boing

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

> Or are they assembling to conquer earth? ... The lines we see "coming out" of the volcano are passing Starlink satellites from SpaceX.

So assembling to conquer earth then.

Tim said...

Yeah, what a shame to have a competitor to the Internet provider monopolies.