Monday, January 02, 2006

Dubya Links

I must have been neglecting my self-appointed role as a political humor gleaner. Only one Dubya post in the last month, and I restricted it to Christmas links. Meanwhile, the links were still coming in and they have snowballed to an embarassing degree. So take your time and check these out, I’m sure you’ll find more than one that will make you laugh, or else cringe.


The Wizard of Oil.

Have you ever wondered what Dubya’s inbox looks like? Wonder no more!

OK, did you ever think about looking for the Weapons of Mass Destruction yourself? C'mon, its just a matter of using a search engine!

Driftglass posted this gem of a pictograph, Bye Bye 2005. Take a look, its a work of art.

In any investigation, they say “follow the money”. But this is for amusement only.

Hoss posted about a unique exit strategy.

Wake up America! Here’a cartoon called “While You Were Sleeping”.

The updated version of “You’re An Asshole”. When you see how much material they’ve got, its downright depressing. (Thanks, Kathy!)

ROBOT BARTENDER (Lifted from Hoss)

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves the perfect drink, then says to this guy, "What's your IQ?" The guy, not all offended, of course, says, "About 150."

The robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory and nano-technology.

The impressed customer thinks to himself: "This is cool." But he can't help but put the robot to a test. So he walks out the door, returns, and orders a drink. Again, it is perfect. And, again, the robot says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "About 100, I guess."

The robot starts talking immediately, but this time it's about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and buttcracks.

Truly impressed, the guy decides on one more test. He leaves the bar, returns, orders a drink, and, again, is impeccably served. The robot says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Er, about 50, I guess."

The robot says, "So...ya gonna vote for Bush again?"


LUNCH WITH DUBYA
(lifted from Wulfweard)

Bush and Cheney are having lunch at a restaurant near the White House.
Cheney orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad.
Bush leans over to the waitress and says "Honey, could I have a quickie?"
She's horrified! She says, "Mr. President, I thought your administration would bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see I was wrong and I'm sorry I voted for you," and she marches off.

Cheney leans over and says "George, it's pronounced 'QUICHE'."

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Animation containing 27 memorable Bushisms.

One Horse Shy: Pretty neat store for t-shirts (like the one to the right) and things.

A little photojoke that made me laugh.

Bush’s Last Day.

An analysis of states and their votes for Dubya.

THREE SURGEONS

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. The first said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in the Olympic decathlon."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."


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This news out of Uzbekistan is not funny at all, but we all need to know about it. I'm linking it here, using the warning from Simply Left Behind.


Previously o
n Miss Cellania:
Dubya
More Dubya
Dubya Today
Still More Dubya
Fun with Dubya
What’s with Dubya?
A Dubya Christmas



Thought for today: Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.


3 comments:

Miss Cellania said...

Hey! The Dubya comments go here! Y'all scrolled down too far!

(But I appreciate every comment, wherever you put it!)

Van Cong Tu said...

Hi, Love the photos and enjoyed your posts. Keep the good work

Saur♥Kraut said...

These were great. I mean, hysterically great! Gawd I love this post.