Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there. -Ron Richards
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. -Rita Rudner
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses--drinks right out of the bottle.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. -Ellen DeGeneres
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