Ruling the galaxy with an iron fist can be stressful. When things get a little rough, Darth Vader takes time for a video consultation with his therapist Master Garian. Vader repeats a series of positive affirmations that we know he has no intention of fulfilling. Throughout this video from Auralnauts, I was expecting Vader to slow down his breathing to a point where he just dies, but that doesn't happen. Master Garian's soothing voice may or may not have done Vader any good, but I feel quite relaxed.