The Human Car Wash

The Human Car Wash will make sure you are awake and have your morning coffee even before you get out of bed! If that sounds pleasant, scratch that idea, because this chain reaction gadget gets you out of bed by making your desire to sleep in just too hazardous to risk. It's the latest convoluted nonsense from Joseph Herscher of Joseph's Machines. Herscher then gets scrubbed clean and dressed in a sequence that's not strictly a chain reaction, but is tripped just by walking through, like going through a car wash. It all happens in just two minutes. (via Geeks are Sexy)