@Bicycle Rider: No, but eating food cooked on cookware sprayed with insect repellent won't do you any good.
A Chisholm Trail re-enactor once told me about the time one of his fellow re-enactors had breakfast duty. Guy woke up before dawn and set about making breakfast for everyone else, and while working in the dark while half-awake, stumbled upon the discovery that when both are stored in period-correct jars, vegetable shortening for greasing muffin pans and dish soap look and feel exactly the same. He wasn't allowed to make breakfast any more.
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I can't believe it's not cutter.
At least the food wouldn't attract bugs.
Spraying butter-flavored cooking spray on yourself is not likely to kill you, though it might make you more attractive to bears and other critters.
I always take some spray butter to myself before getting in bed with my spouse.
I nearly hair-sprayed my hair with RAID once.
@Bicycle Rider: No, but eating food cooked on cookware sprayed with insect repellent won't do you any good.
A Chisholm Trail re-enactor once told me about the time one of his fellow re-enactors had breakfast duty. Guy woke up before dawn and set about making breakfast for everyone else, and while working in the dark while half-awake, stumbled upon the discovery that when both are stored in period-correct jars, vegetable shortening for greasing muffin pans and dish soap look and feel exactly the same. He wasn't allowed to make breakfast any more.
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