I was going to carp about this post, just for the halibut, but deep in my sole I just can't salmon up the intellectual mussels to do better than a crappy job. So rather than flounder around like a bullheaded sucker, I'll return to my own perch, and you won't be herring another word from me about it.
Oh for heavens hake! I'd make him walk the plankton for that comment. Fishing for compliments is never becoming. Miss C's just trying to be e-fish-ent and instead she gets bass-lighted. If you're fishing foe roemance and the gill of your dreams, consider the caviar. But stay away from blowfish because you'll always get re-puffed.
I think it's ohfishial, cod this post be any punnier? Man, surfing the net is fun! Unless, of course, you're a fish. . .
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I was going to carp about this post, just for the halibut, but deep in my sole I just can't salmon up the intellectual mussels to do better than a crappy job. So rather than flounder around like a bullheaded sucker, I'll return to my own perch, and you won't be herring another word from me about it.
Oh for heavens hake! I'd make him walk the plankton for that comment. Fishing for compliments is never becoming. Miss C's just trying to be e-fish-ent and instead she gets bass-lighted. If you're fishing foe roemance and the gill of your dreams, consider the caviar. But stay away from blowfish because you'll always get re-puffed.
I think it's ohfishial, cod this post be any punnier? Man, surfing the net is fun! Unless, of course, you're a fish. . .
Kip Addotta for the win: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI&t=9s
All ve ry good! How about some musical accompaniment:
'Salmon Enchanted Evening.'
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