Heaven

A German shepherd, Doberman, and a cat have died. All three are face-to-face with God, Who wants to know what they believe in.

The German shepherd says, “I believe in discipline training, and loyalty to my master.”

“Good,” says God. “Then sit down on My right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?”

The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”

“Ah, yes,” said God. “You may sit to My left.”

Then He looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in?”

The cat answers, “I believe you are sitting in my seat.”

(Thanks, WTM!)