Wedding Announcements: The Big List

It was almost seven years ago that I published a list of funny wedding announcements. In fact, it was one of the first posts ever on this blog. A lot more have surfaced since then.

Yeah, we know, but that's really TMI for the newspaper. Keep reading for the rest...

 Even when they aren't together, no one can say the names without giggling!

 Forecasting the future?

 Bound to be a joyous occasion!

 Oh, those aren't their names at all, just an opinion from the typesetter who used to date her.

Guess what they're serving at the reception! I am there.

Then we'll hop over to THIS reception for a real party!

A few years later, they'll both be in the...

No need to air out your dirty laundry in the newspaper.

 I hope there are no homicidal tendencies in this family. That could make for a horrifying headline someday.

 That's still illegal in some states.

This is one reception we will avoid at all costs!

 This newspaper knows when to break format, but we can still figure it out.

That will put a real damper on the wedding night festivities.

Again, some things are better left to the imagination.

Now, that's just bragging.

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