Nine NEXT-LEVEL High Fives. What's the use in greeting a friend if you can't impress him and everyone around you?
Political Machines: a pair of useless machines make a perfect analogy.
Vintage Fitness Equipment will raise your eyebrows for you, if nothing else. That's a lot of gadgetry to rub your belly or tickle your toes. (via Dark Roasted Blend)
Allie Brosch of Hyperbole and a Half is suffering from writer’s anxiety. There’s only one cure: alcohol.
Misery Bear battles zombies in Dawn of the Ted. Who knew you could defeat a zombie with a microwave oven?
The 100 Best Signs At The Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear. And (almost) all are spelled correctly.
Lions, tigers, leopards, and other big cats are given pumpkins to play with, maul, and chew on. The result is exercise, mental stimulation, and fun for the cats and an entertaining video for us.
The 7 Most Ridiculous Ghost Stories from Around the World. Meant for Halloween and NSFW, but so funny you’ll be glad you found it.