This music video is cute, funny, and sad all at once. Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me.
The Good Earth: pictures of our world from outer space. Lovely!
You’re gonna waste your time tossing paper wads in the can across the room anyway. Do it online, so you don’t have to pick up the litter. (Thanks, Del!)
I found an awesome acheivement in editing, and the kids will like it, too. The gang from Peanuts does Hey Ya!
I Love Egg has a series of very strange flash animations starring eggs.
A game that might drive you crazy: Red Square. I had to pull myself away. About 12 seconds is my best attempt.
READ ANY GOOD BLOGS LATELY?
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New tongue twister!
From Driftglass, who is always worth a read, whether he’s being serious or not.
The Pope procured a proper purple Papal paper stapler to staple proper purple Papal paper.
S.A.T. TEST QUESTIONS
The following questions and answers were collected from SAT tests! (Don't laugh too hard----one of these kids may be the President someday.)
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.
I asked my self What kind of girl are you? Then I took the quiz. Here's what they told me about myself.
I am Progressive Girl
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MY OWNER IS AN IDIOT
Thought for today: When the going gets tough, the smart get lost.
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