Time for some Thanksgiving fun! I planned to post this one day early, so you can send a link or two to your friends as greetings, in lieu of a more appropriate phone call or nice handwritten letter. Or you could just send your friends here. Hope you all have a wonderful holiday!
Thanks to Wulfweard the White for the picture to the left that I lifted from him... perfect!
Thanksgiving ecard.. "I Will Survive" (Thanks, Christy!)
Nice ecard preview, kids will like this one. (Thanks, Judy!)
Flash animation: Mr. Turkey.
Redneck Thanksgiving.
Turkey in the blog.
As if eating them weren't bad enough, how about skydiving using turkeys for a parachute?
Thanksgiving Weather Forecast
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.
During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.
A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.
Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.
Thought for today: What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? ~Erma Bombeck
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1 comment:
It's amazing how these things get around on the internet. I am putting the "I will survive thing on tomorrow, already wrote it but decided to save it for the day I will be too busy to write anything else! You have quite a collection of funny stuff.
Thanks for visiting Kalyn's Kitchen.
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