The Capybara Song

What do you know about capybaras? They are the world's largest rodent, and I hear that they are calm, friendly, and delicious. Despite the fact that they never change their facial expressions, other animals -and human- like being around them. The capybara will tolerate your attentions in a super-chill manner, without a thought of the possibility of being eaten for dinner. You might learn some more things about capybaras in this nonsense song from Jonti Picking, like how their teeth grow all the time or how good they are at playing saxophone. But the main point is that you're going to be happy around a cappy. (via Everlasting Blort)