Friday, April 06, 2012

Trying for a Cure

A man's wife had been in a coma in hospital for some time. As part of her continued care, her sheets were changed often and she was given sponge baths by a nurse.

During one of the sponge baths, the nurse noticed the wife reacted slightly when her private parts were washed.

The nurse spoke to the husband and explained that she had an unconventional idea that might bring his wife out of the coma. She explained the reaction and suggested that the husband should try oral sex with his wife.

He quickly decided to give it a try, and shut the door for some privacy. After a few minutes, the alarms on the life support equipment began to sound. The nurse rushed into the room and was shocked to find that wife was dead!

"What happened!" screamed the nurse.

"I don't know," said the husband. "She must have choked!"

1 comment:

Unknown said...

a woman lay dying in her bed. her husband was beside himself with grief.

"darling what can i do to make you more comfortable" he asked.

"make love to me one more time before i go" she whispered.

the man was aghast but loved his wife so much he took off his clothes, climbed into bed with her and made passionate love with her.

when they were done the wife suddenly sat up inbed.

"my god," she exclaimed. "i feel so much better! darling i think you cured me."

at which the man broke into tears.

"what's wrong" asked the now-healthy woman. "you cured me, why are you crying?"

"i could have saved my mother!" he wailed.