Cocaine Shark

We thought we had reached peak disaster movie insanity with Sharknado, but we were wrong, because Cocaine Bear is out in theaters now. Never mind that Cocaine Bear was inspired by a true story; that just goes to show that truth is stranger than fiction. But if you want to go one better, how about combining them into a film named Cocaine Shark? Wild Eye Releasing went for it, with a story that involves a drug lord, a science lab, experimental animals, and an explosion. What could possibly go wrong? Sadly, Cocaine Shark is not coming soon to a theater near you. (via Geeks Are Sexy)