We thought we had reached peak disaster movie insanity with Sharknado, but we were wrong, because Cocaine Bear is out in theaters now. Never mind that Cocaine Bear was inspired by a true story; that just goes to show that truth is stranger than fiction. But if you want to go one better, how about combining them into a film named Cocaine Shark? Wild Eye Releasing went for it, with a story that involves a drug lord, a science lab, experimental animals, and an explosion. What could possibly go wrong? Sadly, Cocaine Shark is not coming soon to a theater near you. (via Geeks Are Sexy)
"Sadly, Cocaine Shark is not coming soon to a theater near you."
Not yet, anyway... give it maybe a year.
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