Monday, April 05, 2021

Tweet of the Day

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Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahaha, who needs pockets when you've got the titty purse?

Bicycle Bill said...

Guy was stranded on a desert island.

One day a beautiful woman in a scuba-diving suit came out of the water onto the beach.  The guy was overjoyed.  "You have no idea how long I've been here on this Godforsaken island!"

The woman said, "well, then, you must be kind of thirsty. Would you like a drink?". Unzipping her wetsuit slightly, she pulled out a flask of whiskey.  The guy took it gratefully.

Then the woman asked if he smoked.  The man said, "I did, but it's been years since I've had real tobacco."  Smiling, the woman unzipped the suit a little further and took out a package of Cuban cigars and a book of matches.

Watching the man light up the cigar, she then unzipped the suit still further.  "Anything else that you've been missing?  Maybe you'd like to play around?"

The guy said, "Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs there too!!"