My brother got a gag water faucet, with a suction cup for attachment anywhere, for Christmas one year. He stuck it on his forehead Christmas day and left it on for so long that it caused a bright round hickey in the middle of his forehead. He spent the next day coming up with multiple different answers for his co-workers' questions. My favorite was, "It's a plumbing accident and I don't want to talk about it."
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