(via Pleated-Jeans)What is Joe Biden’s plan to stop recipe bloggers from telling a long, unskippable, mostly unrelated childhood memory before sharing the damn recipe?
— Zuri Davis (@ProperlyZuri) November 25, 2020
(via Pleated-Jeans)What is Joe Biden’s plan to stop recipe bloggers from telling a long, unskippable, mostly unrelated childhood memory before sharing the damn recipe?
— Zuri Davis (@ProperlyZuri) November 25, 2020
2 comments:
Just as long as they don't go where there are a lot of secretaries or stenographers (warning: old joke ahead)
Three women were brought up in front of a judge, all charged with prostitution. He looked at the first woman and said, "How do you plead?"
"Not guilty, your honor. I'm just a simple working secretary!"
Turning to the second woman, he asked her the same question. "How do you plead?"
"Not guilty, your honor. I'm not a prostitute; I work in the steno pool at XYZ Corp."
Facing the third woman, he asked her, "And how do you plead?"
The third woman said, "Guilty, your honor. I admit it; I am a prostitute."
The judge, surprised at such candor, let down his guard a little bit. "Oh," he said. "And how's business these days?"
The third woman looked at the other two and said, "Well, honestly, judge, it would be a whole lot better without all these secretaries and stenographers out there."
-"BB"-
Damn right!
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