Sunday, December 27, 2020

10 Points to Ponder as 2020 Draws to a Close

1.  The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2.  2019: Stay away from negative people.
     2020: Stay away from positive people.

3.  The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

4.  This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house & told my dog....   We had a good laugh.

5.  Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

6.  Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

7.  I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, yet here we are!

8.  I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

9.  I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.

10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller with a mask on and ask for money.

(Thank, WTM!)


gwdMaine said...

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.

Homeschooling is going well — two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job.

I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.

So, after this quarantine … will the producers of “My 600 Pound Life” just find me or do I find them?

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said, “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year.” I’m offended.

People keep asking "Is COVID-19 really that serious?" Listen up. Casinos and churches are closed. When Heaven and Hell agree on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious.

Bicycle Bill said...

You realize that, twenty years from bow, the people running our country will have been home-schooled by day drinkers?


Debra She Who Seeks said...

#10, LOL!

Big Al Stonebender said...

Hi MC,
I think my 2020 Daily Planner was a bit prophetic.

Keep on keepin' on!
Big Al