Who’s Guilty?

When you come home from work and there’s a real mess in the house, your first instinct is to grab your phone and record the evidence. At least that’s what I hear; it would never occur to me to do that, but I’m an old fogey. Anyhow, this guy came home to a horrific scene. Who is responsible for this?

Cat one: “No, I didn’t do it. If I did, who cares?”

Cat two: “I didn’t do it. I didn’t even see it.”

Dog: I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY! PLEASE DON’T BE MAD AT ME! I’M SO SORRY, FORGIVE ME I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! SO SORRY!

Dogs are wonderful, but they aren’t known for playing it cool. If I had to decide, I would bet that the cats were just as guilty, of not more. (via Arbroath)