Vampire Meeting

When you only get together every 200 years, there's a good chance that you will forget some rule of etiquette. Before you get on your soapbox, you might want to consider your guests' needs and desires. Then again, the lack of refreshments at a vampire meeting gives us room to imagine what he would have served if he had remembered. Still, the meeting was set up just for an over-dramatic speech. But then a hero arrives. He has a secret power in his chosen career that's not revealed until the very last line, but then it all makes sense. This video contains barely-disguised NSFW language. (via Geeks Are Sexy)