Saturday, June 12, 2021

The Doctor Visit

Young people don't want to be embarrassed in front of their mothers. You know how it is. And it never stops. I went to donate blood, and they started on all those questions about whether I'd had sex with someone who had traveled to Asia or Africa in the past year, and I saw that there was an entire page of such questions. So I said, "Listen, I haven't had sex with anyone in the past year. Do you have to ask all those questions?" She looked sad and said, yes, she had to ask each one individually. The mood got sadder with every question. This comic is from EastCoastItNotes. (via reddit)

1 comment:

Bicycle Bill said...

I told them that once when I could still donate.... "Just ask me if I've had sez in the past ten years.  I'll give you a truthful answer, and we can skip at least fifteen questions."