Tom Willett, expert in everything, gives a wonderful demonstration about eating watermelon. (via Neatorama)
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BoS
said...
The *correct* correct way to eat a watermelon is to carefully mutilate it into thirds using a melon cleaver (available from all good melon-mongers); taking care not to get up-wind, approach your section from the *south-east* keeping a very low profile as to avoid spooking your quarry and, with a spork, proceed in an anti-clockwise direction to eviscerate the beast while mumbling under your breath, "ommpah, ommpah, stick it up yer jumper".
Pile the innards into a melon bowl (available at all good...) and, with great care and malice aforethought, dump it into your nearest trash receptacle because, as any fule no, watermelon tastes the way cat pee smells.
2 comments:
The *correct* correct way to eat a watermelon is to carefully mutilate it into thirds using a melon cleaver (available from all good melon-mongers); taking care not to get up-wind, approach your section from the *south-east* keeping a very low profile as to avoid spooking your quarry and, with a spork, proceed in an anti-clockwise direction to eviscerate the beast while mumbling under your breath, "ommpah, ommpah, stick it up yer jumper".
Pile the innards into a melon bowl (available at all good...) and, with great care and malice aforethought, dump it into your nearest trash receptacle because, as any fule no, watermelon tastes the way cat pee smells.
I'll stick with the tried-and-true method -send it outside with the kids. Hose them off before they come back in.
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