Friday, September 30, 2005

Cute little animals


Squirrels had overrun three churches in town.
After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God's will? they reasoned. Soon, the squirrels multiplied.

The elders of the second church, deciding that they could not harm any of God's creatures, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

It was only the third church that succeeded in keeping the pests away. The elders baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
(Thanks, April!)


You Are A: Squirrel!

sqirrelSquirrels are quick and cheerful animals who spend their time scurrying, scavenging, and playing. As a squirrel, you are often seen jumping happily from branch to branch up in the treetops. Squirrels are foragers searching for nuts and seeds, and they are social animals often seen chasing and playing with other squirrels.

You were almost a: Pony or a Monkey
You are least like a: Turtle or a GroundhogDiscover What Cute Animal You Are!




Bear with me, this does have something to do with cute little animals. A game for kids of all ages. Like Memory or Concentration, but faster.

Today's quiz: What breed of dog would you be? Find it on the right side of the page.

Story time fun: The Velveeta Rabbit


When puppies drink


After 4 beers
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After 2 glasses of wine...




















After 3 Kamikazes...



















After 2 bottles of wine (shared,of course)...



















After too many Margueritas...
















(Note how the head must be restrained to keep it from exploding)
















After four 6-packs...


















(Thanks, Jeanine!)










Thought for today: If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.


3 comments:

Carl said...

Hm, your punk squirrel, ten years after...

Derelict Squirrel

Miss Cellania said...

Hey, Carl, thanks for the contributions!

Anonymous said...

i'm a pony, almost a lamb or chipmunk.