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Michelin Man Sued!
Denies paternity claim.
Presenting Aerosith, heavy metal and Star Wars. What else could a teenage boy ask for? OK, porn (find that on your own). But this band rocks! For a sample, here's the Imperial March. On a somewhat related note, I found a guide to making your own Black Metal Band.
This is just pleasant. A nice little percussive flash dance movie. Or if you prefer something with a tiny bit of a plot, see this animated American Idol parody.
Channel 4 has a lot of quizzes, but the most popular is How Gay Are You?
If you've ever had the urge to see a tongue wandering around on its own, check out this TV commercial.
When you need a vasectomy, you can always turn to urologist Dr. Dick Chopp.
Some names just don't translate well.
Sam was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Anni to the hardware store. At the hardware store Anni saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for the manager to finish waiting on a customer. When he was finished, Anni asked how much for the teapot.
He replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Anni exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Sam had sent her to buy, and he went to the backroom to
From the back room he yelled, "Anni, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
To which Anni replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
If you are only in this for the links, you can stop here.
Ed Bremson of The Tao of Love says "Boy, you must do a lot of work to put this together. Looks very professional." That means a lot, coming from somebody who writes books. This is my first foray into graphic arts, or anything resembling web design. The truth is, I am insomniac. Have been for a year now. It wouldn't be so bad if I also didn't have two little kids that need an extroardinary amount of sleep. So I need to be home and fairly quiet for several hours a day. I could do housework, but why? I don't watch TV anymore. So I blog. I'm learning a lot, but I'm in no danger of becoming a geek.Johnny of So, its come down to this said "Hilarious! A riot! I laughed my socks off!" Which is the kind of thing I should just put in the sidebar and leave, but no one would believe he's not a relative of mine. I don't even know him, although I feel like I do, from his very personal writings.
I love getting comments (hint hint) good, bad, or indifferent. Thanks for all the birthday wishes! And keep sending me the funnies! If you sent me something good and I haven't used it yet, that doesn't mean I won't when the proper time comes. If I use something you sent and don't give proper credt, its because it arrived a long time ago (like before I got my new computer) and I forgot where I got it.
You can email individual entries from Miss Cellania to your friends, just click on the little envelope at the end. Or just send the URL to everyone you know, I like the traffic.
Thought for today: It's a small world. But I wouldn't want to paint it.