Saturday, June 07, 2025

Things I Look Forward To



Matt Shirley has surely reached middle age. This chart shows that his ambitions have plateaued at varying levels. Wait until old age, when you do not look forward to mowing the lawn at all, although you may look forward to your front yard not drawing negative attention after someone else takes care of it. Old age is when everyone finally decides to tell you what to you, and you don't like it at all. Find all of Matt Shirley's graphs at Instagram. 

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