35 Pictures

Riki Lindhome, who you know from Garfunkel and Oates, or maybe her extensive TV work that I mostly missed, has a song about family life. It's not just that mommy is expected to do the vast majority of childcare and housework plus the mental load, but she's also responsible for recording the family for posterity, meaning she won't be in the picture. You may think 35 pictures is a lot, but that's because he's not going to put in the effort to get a good one in fewer attempts. She's really not asking for much.