Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from Kentucky, were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do whut?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.
(Thanks, Duke!)
2 comments:
sitting' ?
You're supposed to leave out *both* Gs when you use an apostrophe!
I see now! Should have read that before posting. Fixed now!
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