Saturday, December 10, 2022

Bubba and Johnny Ray

Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from Kentucky, were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.

"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.

"Do whut?" asked Johnny Ray.

"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.

(Thanks, Duke!)


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

sitting' ?

You're supposed to leave out *both* Gs when you use an apostrophe!

Miss Cellania said...

I see now! Should have read that before posting. Fixed now!