Thursday, September 09, 2021

Tweet of the Day


xoxoxoBruce said...

No no no, putting peanut butter and jelly on toast doesn't make it a sandwich, you need a second piece of bread/toast to make it a sandwich.
Don't tell me about open faced sandwiches, that's nonsense somebody made up to save bread.
It ain't a sandwich unless you can eat it with one hand on a horse at full gallop or 100mph on a motorcycle.

WilliamRocket said...

I don't know what xoxoxoBruce means by 100mph, ... guess mph is the noise made by a train entering a tunnel at 160 kilometres per hour, ... but what if the toast with peanut butter and jam (jam = jelly) is folded over on itself ?

Would that constitute a sandwich ?

What if it was cheese and piccalilli on top instead ?

- Technically, the spring mechanism was 'loaded' during the depression of the toasting lever, and is activated at the end of the heating cycle, most likely by a bi-metal strip switch.