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This year, Jasmin Paris became the first woman to win the 268-mile race The Spine ever. She ran for three and a half days with only three hours of sleep, and used part of her precious break time to pump breast milk for her 14-month old daughter. (via Metafilter)

Randy Rainbow's new parody song is "Border Lies," set to the tune of Madonna's first hit "Borderline." Trump takes part.

Hot, Small, or Couch, Why Potatoes Make Great Idioms.

Nathan J. Robinson explains socialism. "What unites socialists in one big tent is a hatred of the concentration of wealth, and a belief that ordinary laborers deserve a fair share of the social product." (via Metafilter)

Why Flying On The Hindenburg Zeppelin Was So Expensive. Take a peek into the luxury travel offered in a gallery of photos.

Why parallax scrolling needs to die. It was cool for a minute, but now is just annoying.

Remembering Lee, Jackie O’s Naughty Kid Sister.

Do Jails Kill People? The former chief medical officer for Riker's Island explains what happens.

The Banana Splits: Trippy 1960s Kids Show Returns As Horror Project? (via Boing Boing)

Trump Doesn't Want A Woman Who Left The US For ISIS To Return. Her Lawyers Say She's A Citizen. Strange that the argument is over her citizenship instead of what she did.

A blast from the past (2008): 8 Television Pioneers.