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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the 28-year-old who defeated a powerful House Democrat, has an asteroid named after her — here's why. She's not only hard-working and progressive, she's pretty darn intelligent, too.

Our Facial Hair, Look At It.

Tales from the Tour Bus: Good-Luck Rock. In which George Clinton gives up crack and almost burns a hotel down. Video is NSFW. (via Everlasting Blort)

“Wear A Black Dress And I’ll Surprise You”: Woman Shares Her Worst Tinder Date Ever.

How a Cat Helped South Asia's Bikini Killer Escape Prison.

52 of the World’s Most Out-There Myths About Food. Many with funny stories attached.

Cat elected president.

Inside a 26-Year-Old Man's History-Making Face Transplant. The best results we've seen from this kind of surgery so far.

The Reason Many Ultrarich People Aren’t Satisfied With Their Wealth. Excuse me for my lack of sympathy.

A blast from the past (2013): 12 Wonderful Homemade Christmas Cards.