An Honest Trailer for Mary Poppins (1964)

As of today, Mary Poppins Returns is playing in theaters nationwide. The movie is a sequel to the 1964 film Mary Poppins, starring Julie Andrews, so it's only appropriate for Screen Junkies to reach back 54 years and make an Honest Trailer. Or is it? First, they present evidence that Poppins was a horrible nanny, and then rewrite the songs of the film to make them work for modern audiences. As you would expect.