It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet...
....nobody was married.
Here are the single people that come to mind: Andy, Barney, Aunt Bea,
Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T. Bass, the Darlin family,
Helen, Thelma, Lou, Clara, just to name a few.
In fact, the only one married was Otis...
....and he stayed drunk.
(via Bits and Pieces)
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