Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Mayberry

It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet...

....nobody was married.

Here are the single people that come to mind: Andy, Barney, Aunt Bea, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T. Bass, the Darlin family, Helen, Thelma, Lou, Clara, just to name a few.

In fact, the only one married was Otis...

....and he stayed drunk.

(via Bits and Pieces)

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