We're not here to cause no trouble, we're just here to do the Sex Offender Shuffle.
This is the time of year when you might want to start keeping up with Santa Claus' blog. That is, if you haven't been following him all along.
Nominees for the Literary Review's Bad Sex in Fiction Award 2009. The list has a link to text excerpts, which are NSFW but hilarious. (via Metafilter)
The game Mr. Bounce seems like "Pong for one", but you have tasks to accomplish instead of an adversary. Lucky for me, it gives a trajectory line to help out. (via Look at This)
The Awesomest Things That Will Ever Exist. Declared by the most common demographic on the internet, young men who create motivational posters. (via Gorilla Mask)
POV: Gym. Considering how seldom you actually go, an experience like this (although typical) could scar you for life.
Lego Matrix. The "dodging bullets" scene is recreated frame-by-frame in Lego bricks!
A video has surfaced of Marilyn Monroe smoking pot.