Wednesday, June 01, 2022

The Problem with Pet Wild Turkeys



Glenn and Robin took in a couple of wild turkey eggs that survived and hatched, and now they have two pet turkeys. But it's not all love and kisses. Turkeys have a rather intrusive way of showing affection, which involves pecking. The couple has had little luck civilizing the turkeys that were eventually named No and Stop It. The names make sense, because that's what they were saying to the birds all the time anyway! Glenn is more likely to be assaulted by the turkeys, so he's tried all kinds of schemes to keep them at arms length, including a hoop skirt!

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

That hoop skirt is TOO funny!

xoxoxoBruce said...

What they leave behind is very nasty, and a lot of it.