A Toaster by the Bed

Bob Mortimer is a storytelling legend. In this episode of the British comedy game show Would I Lie to You? he tells the story of how he keeps a toaster by his bed. The panel has to determine whether it's true or not, so they interrogate him as to the procedures and reasons why he does this. Mortimer makes his morning scenario perfectly plausible, as anyone with several children will get. You don't want to wake them up until you have to! But in explaining his morning routine, he manages to keep us all in stitches. (via reddit)