Thursday, September 12, 2024

Suspicious Bulge

What could it be? (via Bad Newspaper)

2 comments:

WilliamRocket said...

Jeepers, what about her massive bulge ?

Marco McClean said...

I was going to say that, William, but I was afraid it would be racist. Clearly she's smuggling steaks home from the meat locker in her pants. And the funny top and tie, calling your eye away from that and toward her arms, as if they needed that, and one normal hand and one tiny doll hand, like the SNL sketch with Kristen Wiig, but also like she's really tiny, standing inside a flesh mecha body with her head sticking out the top. And the woman behind everybody, bemused by what? a sign on the agent's mudflap that says, How's my driving?