Defending His Twin Sister

These twins couldn’t be any more different. He complained that his sister farted in his face, but when she was about to get in trouble with Mom, he switches gears and wants to defend her. He pulls out every trick in the book to get his sister out of trouble, but she just doesn’t care. His arguments:
1. She didn’t do it after all.
2. She’ll be good now, won’t you, Ellie?
3. Bribery: Want some M&Ms, Mom?
4. She’s only bad because she’s so tired.
Does he really care for her that much, or does he realizes she’s going to give him what for for tattling in the first place? (via reddit)