Friday, May 11, 2012

Questions About Sex

Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
A: The man.

Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A: So they can think with an open mind.

Q: What can Life Savers do that man can't?
A: Come in five flavors.

Q: How is a penis like fishing?
A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss all three.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He is breathing.

Q: What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A: A half-hour of begging.

Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love you, Miss Cellania, but that's just mean.

Anonymous said...

I love you, Miss Cellania, but that's just mean.

Miss Cellania said...

Men in general are a big enough group to take it. I've had some pretty awful jokes about women as well.

trickpa said...

I read these to two of my friends and they laughed til the cried thanks Miss C