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You’re a daycare worker, watching over toddlers, when the imminent end of the world is announced. It becomes increasingly clear none of the kids’ parents are going to show up as the end inches nearer.  (via Metafilter)  

Man Tried to Rob a Bank With a Stolen Kitten. (via Strange Company)

Why American ambulance rides are so expensive. The unfortunately botched economics of emergency care. (via kottke) 

Young solo pilot loses her front landing gear. Another pilot takes charge to get her down safely. 

What Big Food Did to Ice Cream. The “encrapification” of the American pint — a chemist’s plain-language dissection. (via Fark) 

“Weird Al” Yankovic Can’t Stop Landing On The Right Side Of History. 

The Largest Intact Meteorite on Earth Is Still Exactly Where It Landed. But Why No Crater? (via Damn Interesting) 

If you attack a rapper performing on the street, you might have to listen to him diss you as you wait for the ambulance. (via Metafilter) 

The spiteful family feud behind one of New York’s oldest and most luxurious hotels. (via Strange Company)