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I caught my husband eating the last Reese’s candy. First of all, that’s our son’s candy. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 1, 2021

Ah, I remember the days of the kids bringing home lots of candy from trick-or-treat, and my husband and I would have to inspect it and remove all that dangerous chocolate. They didn't mind, they had enough candy to last until Christmas.